Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[SS.]

That little triangle that the windscreen wipers miss!

[Keef]

Good one SS.

[SteveT]

Pools of cat crap in the garden,

ones that you do not notice as you are busy watching where you point the hose over the newly planted pea plants,

and you turn off the hose,

walk in doors and the stinky filthy crap which you walk right through the house before you realise what you carelessly trod on, damn!

[The Minkey]

Finding litter in my garden, thrown out of the bedroom window by my neighbours kids.

[KalamityKel]

Moths

[sophiesofa]

yes moths (6)

[Keef]

When you phone for a take away, and it comes with a menu in the bag.

[Smiler]

My Swedish friend tells me that there it is considered cruel to neuter/spay cats, so the female ones are given birth control pills in their food!

Don't know if it's a cultural thing or just her!

thexwinglessxbird Wrote:

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> People ho do not spay their kitties. SPAY/NEUTURE

> YOUR KITTIES!!!!!!... what is wrong with you.

[sophiesofa]

My crap reply this morning:

Southwark refuse collector: Morning

Me: Morning (thinking how lovely)

Him: Loooking niiice

Me: Oh

[RosieH]

Cats

Smiler Wrote:

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> My Swedish friend tells me that there it is

> considered cruel to neuter/spay cats, so the

> female ones are given birth control pills in their

> food!

>

> Don't know if it's a cultural thing or just her!

>

> thexwinglessxbird Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > People ho do not spay their kitties.

> SPAY/NEUTURE

> > YOUR KITTIES!!!!!!... what is wrong with you.

Is it just me, or is there something slightly incongruous about all these people loving their cats to pieces and almost to the point of anthropomorphism and posting frankly sinister pictures on here, but then chopping fairly vital bits out of them?

Frankly I'm with Frankie Boyle on pets (apart from dogs, who are quite clearly excellent).

[citizenED]

Is anyone else brought to the very point of apoplexy by those supid nozzles on cleaning fluid bottle that allow the nozzle to be closed?

[Brendan]

Yeah mate, those and bottle caps, door handles, window latches, biro lids etc.

[Narnia]

sophiesofa Wrote:

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> My crap reply this morning:

>

> Southwark refuse collector: Morning

> Me: Morning (thinking how lovely)

> Him: Loooking niiice

> Me: Oh

What would you liked to have replied? I'm curious.

[ruffers]

The scratchy bit on a coffee cup lid being on the outside and not the inside.

[sophiesofa]

Narnia Wrote:

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> sophiesofa Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > My crap reply this morning:

> >

> > Southwark refuse collector: Morning

> > Me: Morning (thinking how lovely)

> > Him: Loooking niiice

> > Me: Oh

>

> What would you liked to have replied? I'm curious.

I'm incredibly crap at articulating myself so even now I have no answer. I would have liked to get across in a few witty words how inappropriate it was especially since he's a southwark employee and how I was really cheerful for a split second that he'd said morning. See I can't even articulate it on here because that sentence makes no sense! I wasn't offended or anything, especially as I am looking quite ordinary with jeans and a jacket, I'm sure he says it to anyone in a skirt (or jeans) it's just that I was so content with the 'morning' part.

edited to say actually if I could rewind I'd say "you smell niiice" so nothing like the above!

[jollybaby]

Arranging for Southwark council to collect my fence panels- as detailed on request form. The panels not being collected and when I phone up to find out why being told 'because they used to be a fence!!'

[omniprescient]

So...Southark wouldn't collect the fence panels because they had been engaging in a criminal activity??

p.s. - couldn't you have just explained to Southwark that the fence panels had now "gone straight" (or perhaps this would just have compounded the problem).

[Moos]

Sophiesofa, I think I might know what you mean - is it like when you meet a guy who's pleasant and friendly and you think - hey, I may have a new friend here, brilliant - and then he leches all over you and you realise Oh, you just liked my tits then, I thought you thought I was a nice person.

[sophiesofa]

Yes! Thank you for explaining what I couldn't, that is exactly what I meant.

[ruffers]

He could be thinking both?

[Moos]

Mmm, yeah, it's hard to explain but it's just a bit disappointing when a conversation you thought was on the level turns out to have an agenda.

Probably just crossed wires and not anyone's fault.

Disclaimer, in case anyone thinks I'm really up myself: hasn't happened very often or for a very long time! :)

[sophiesofa]

> Disclaimer, in case anyone thinks I'm really up

> myself: hasn't happened very often or for a very

> long time! :)

ditto!

[Keef]

Next time I see you Moos, I'll make a point of striking up a conversation with your chest, just to make you feel young and wanted again. I know you girls love it really! ;-)

[sophiesofa]

Keef Wrote:

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> Next time I see you Moos, I'll make a point of

> striking up a conversation with your chest, just

> to make you feel young and wanted again. I know

> you girls love it really! ;-)

Yesterday I was in a meeting and there was a man with incredibly tight jeans on and my colleague (different one) commented on how he'd noticed me staring. :-$ It made me feel sick but I was mesmerized.

[Moos]

Are you free tomorrow, Keef? :)