Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Keef]

Similar to

"do you want chips"

"No"

"Are you sure you don't want chips?"

"Yes, I definitely don't want chips"

Food comes

"Can I have a chip?"

"No you f**king well can't, p!ss off!!!!"

[Muley]

And another thing- nipples. I'm a bloke and I've got nipples. Erm, why exactly?

It's not like they've ever been, or ever will be, any use whatsoever.

[giggirl]

And, on the subject of nipples, why do shop dummies need them?

[Brendan]

For the comedy value I suppose.

[KidKruger]

Muley - A man's nipples can be fairly erogenous, I think you've been short-changed mate !!

Give 'em a tweak and see what happens.

[Narnia]

giggirl Wrote:

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> And, on the subject of nipples, why do shop

> dummies need them?

Because they are sexy I presume.

[Ladymuck]

Sorry...inappropriate (impulsive) post - deleted

[brum]

I accidentally scratched my left one last night. And yes, I screamed too ::o

[Ladymuck]

Sorry...inappropriate (impulsive) post - deleted

[brum]

I think that touching nips is an excellent idea, LM. It just has to be done in a certain way.....

[Ladymuck]

Again, sorry...inappropriate (impulsive) post - deleted

[brum]

...perhaps it can be the first entry on a new thread... 'Things to do before we snuff it'...

[Ladymuck]

Well I did start a "bucket list" thread some time ago...be my guest!

Incidentally, how did you manage to scratch your own nip?

[brum]

Ladymuck Wrote:Incidentally, how did you manage to scratch your

> own nip?

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Ahem....! I could not possibly comment....!

[Ladymuck]

Oh dear...and again...sorry...inappropriate (impulsive) post - deleted

[katie1997]

The 'full english' set breakfast menus in greasy spoon cafes. Out of all the ones on offer, there is never a single one that has everything you like (6)

Who can be bothered arguing about swapping a hash brown for a tomato when you've got a hangover anyway?

[firstchoicegary]

well said

[katie1997]

firstchoicegary Wrote:

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> well said

thanks. I feel strongly about this. The whole greasy spoon menu regime is full of inconsistencies. There should be a legal definition of what constitutes a 'full english' brekkie ;-)

[firstchoicegary]

should be your own specific brekkie

[katie1997]

yeah you're right but....

me - can I have menu no6 please? Oh, without the sausages. In fact, could I have a tomato instead?

greasy spoon bloke - no. If we changed the set menu for EVERY person that wanted it their own way, we'd have NO set menus.

me *thinking...er, yeah* - ok, forget the set breakfast menu. can I have a bacon sandwich instead please?

GSB - crusty baguette or plastic white sliced? ketchup or brown sauce? butter or without? bread toasted or not?

me *weakly* - oh god...get me OUT of here.....

[firstchoicegary]

and why is your own set brekkie ten times more expensive????

[katie1997]

...and thats why we are on the irrational rage thread.

Its a disgrace, I know. Bespoke breakfasts are just SO costly. Before we know it, hotels will start charging more for every extra minute on boiled eggs. tsk.

[firstchoicegary]

not the hotels i go too . lol premier inn , travel inn lol

[katie1997]

don't make me laugh, this is supposed to be about RAGE ;-)

[firstchoicegary]

it is , dont get irrational . . .better off with a ommelete and chips