Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[KidKruger]

I think the way around that is to unroll th outer sheet of the pair and they'll be lined-up again.

[Robert Poste's Child]

People in shops who walk through the one-foot space between me and the thing I'm obviously looking at and don't even say excuse me. Stop it.

[the-e-dealer]

They sometimes say sorry - which is what you do after offending

[Robert Poste's Child]

That enrages me too, I'm afraid. If they know enough to be aware it's offensive, why not just walk behind me or say excuse me in the first place?

I'm fed up with the idea that saying sorry absolves you of responsibility and makes it as though the thing never happened.

[the-e-dealer]

Barge Barge Push Shove Sorry, Push nudge jog , Sorry.

[Dopamine1979]

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'Familes' that indulge in eating family meals of burgers or fried chicken on public transport especilly buses. If you can't be arsed to feed the kids properly at least do it in your own home and make public transport less unpleasant.

[the-e-dealer]

The logo on the laptop is upside down for TV purposes so it has to be upside down when you try to open it on your desk.

[the-e-dealer]

People who "sit wrong " on trains with their legs in the aisle so you cant walk though.

[the-e-dealer]

And you know most Cyclists who block the doors with their bikes move them when approaching a station so things arent all bad!

[jctg]

The phrase "a must for..." used in eBay auctions

The word "minty" used instead of "mint" in eBay auctions

The word "goodness" used in technology reviews

[Callie]

Forum posts that start 'to the man/woman who....' etc. They are never going to see your message. Get over it!

[KidKruger]

yeah i was just thinking that !

"To someone who i have no evidence has ever read or will read this forum, but thought i'd publicly write to you on here anyway because it's just easier than digesting the experience all by myself..."

lololololololololololololololololol

[the-e-dealer]

Its carthartic.

[BrandNewGuy]

the-e-dealer Wrote:

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> People who "sit wrong " on trains with their legs

> in the aisle so you cant walk though.

And blokes who sit with their legs wide apart, trying to tell the world that their meat 'n' two veg are so impressively large that they can't close their legs unlike lesser, more poorly-endowed weaklings. Tossers.

[KidKruger]

blokes on trains who're always oggling my massive genitals through my trousers. kinky sods.

[StraferJack]

"And blokes who sit with their legs wide apart"

I know people regularly cite this as "a thing", but as someone who spends 20 hours a week on trains I almost never ever see it. It seems to have become a real thing just through repetition

[BrandNewGuy]

This morning and yesterday evening for me. Must be that they feel the need to 'display' to me as an obvious Alpha Male ;-)

[Twirly]

On a similar subject, anyone who takes up more than their fare share of the double seat on a train or bus! It's not usually down to their size, since I've sat next to plenty of generously proportioned people who seem to fit in just fine, but also plenty of very slight people who seem to spread themselves out to take up as much space as possible. It's to do with attitude and slouching (spent half an hour on half a seat on the bus this morning, very uncomfortable, but I've got a knee problem at the moment so need to sit rather than stand).

[StraferJack]

people jabbering away on mobile phones in the quiet carriage

At Salisbury on Saturday 2 different tables started up and let them drone on for ages before I finally had enough and went over to each one and pointed out the signs

the usual frown + "someone has just told me off for ,,, blah blah" - but one stopped and the other left the carriage to continue his chat (for 50 minutes!)

of course, it being 2014 I knew they would be straight on twitter to bitch about me - sure enough a quicj search for "phone train" found me the moans - so it was sweet seeing their faces when they saw my replies. Both had good grace to fess up a smile and grudging "fair enough" reponse

But yeah anyone who calls me a grumpy old got for telling people off on the carriage can do one as well

[the-e-dealer]

I'm with Strafer - but an emergency 2 minute call is ok. (AND I MEAN REAL !)

[MrBen]

Real, live, grown adults who blow on each forkful of warm food to cool down something that was only luke warm in the first place.

[s1lkglove]

Feet on seats on public transport.

[Robert Poste's Child]

Twirly Wrote:

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> On a similar subject, anyone who takes up more

> than their fare share of the double seat on a

> train or bus! It's not usually down to their size,

> since I've sat next to plenty of generously

> proportioned people who seem to fit in just fine,

> but also plenty of very slight people who seem to

> spread themselves out to take up as much space as

> possible. It's to do with attitude and slouching

> (spent half an hour on half a seat on the bus this

> morning, very uncomfortable, but I've got a knee

> problem at the moment so need to sit rather than

> stand).

I'm on the receiving end of this right now, can't put my arm down due to the guy next door spreading out with a magazine and attempting to amuse his girlfriend. Can't be due to genital size by the look of it.

[Robert Poste's Child]

And another thing: when people stand in the doorway of the bus when it's not their stop so everyone has to get off in single file. Someone has probably said this already. May even have been me.