Tiny Little Things That Cause You Irrational Rage

[Robert Poste's Child]

Loz Wrote:

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> > Panel is all male so I'm thinking distraction

> may work, possibly cleavage.

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> I thought you were a feminist, RPC?

Necessity makes strange bedfellows, or something to that effect, but full nudity definitely wouldn't work in my favour. A hint of cleavage in a formal meeting is generally enough - men are so easily terrified, bless them.

[Loz]

Breasts don't normally terrify men - indeed quite the opposite. If they are terrifying people, I doubt they'll help you get the job.

Have you considered putting on a brief puppet show or a magic act?

[Robert Poste's Child]

You clearly don't work in financial services.

[Loz]

East 17 - Stay Another Day.

IT IS NOT A BLOODY CHRISTMAS SONG.

A couple of bells at the end of a song does not a Christmas song make. The song is about as Christmassy as an Easter egg.

[Otta]

Fairytale in Newyork isn't really a Christmas songs though is it? It's just set on Christmas day.

[steveo]

People who need ski poles to walk up Lordship Lane

It is also funny

[Loz]

Otta Wrote:

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> Fairytale in Newyork isn't really a Christmas

> songs though is it? It's just set on Christmas day.

At least that has some connection with Christmas. I'd have even been OK if they'd have called it "Stay For Christmas Day". But nothing. Not even a mention of snow.

Yet every bloody Christmas it gets dragged out.

[Jeremy]

Loz Wrote:

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> East 17 - Stay Another Day.

My Dad used to say that the singer sounded like he had a cleft palate. Never been able to get the image out of my mind since, every time I hear that song.

[Robert Poste's Child]

steveo Wrote:

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> People who need ski poles to walk up Lordship

> Lane

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> It is also funny

Were they Nordic walking? It burns more fat than ordinary walking and is improves the circulation.

[Louisa]

The way tinned sweets (roses, quality street and the ilk) have becoming smaller year on year and contain fewer and fewer sweets and yet the price remains the same. Greedy sodding chocolate makers.

Louisa.

[Otta]

Being blocked.

[Jah Lush]

What Otta said. Good to be back.

[*Bob*]

Robert Poste's Child Wrote:

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> Were they Nordic walking? It burns more fat than

> ordinary walking and is improves the circulation.

This guy I took a picture of in Streatham a while back takes it to another level.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

What eejit invented self-sealing bags - the ones where you need an IQ of 192 to get one plastic strip to fit into the groove?

[steveo]

BBC reporters who ask grieving Pakistanis, 'What are your feelings about the massacre?' (paraphrase) then describe the blood on the floor.

I could never have imagined it all on my own

[El Pibe]

Russell Brand as news is officially more annoying than the ice bucket challenge. make it stop someone!!!!

[Jeremy]

El Pibe Wrote:

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> Russell Brand as news is officially more annoying

> than the ice bucket challenge. make it stop someone!!!!

I'm having to take a break from Facebook. "Russell Brand to appear on Newsnight" .. "Russell Brand calls Nigel Farage a 'Poundshop Enoch Powell'" .. "Russell Brand storms RBS offices!" .. "RBS employee writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand!" .. "Russell Brand responds to hilarious open letter from RBS employee" ..

[Zebedee Tring]

Jeremy, can't you "Unlike" Russell Brand on Facebook? Terrible word "unlike" - however totally appropriate for Russell Brand, one of the most annoying people in public life.

[Otta]

steveo Wrote:

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> BBC reporters who ask grieving Pakistanis, 'What

> are your feelings about the massacre?'

> (paraphrase) then describe the blood on the

> floor.

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> I could never have imagined it all on my own

I thought this listening to R4 this morning. The reporter asked a crying teacher who had been off that day, "and how does it make you feel knowing that you weren't there that day".

I just thought "fuck off".

[LadyNorwood]

steveo Wrote:

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> BBC reporters who ask grieving Pakistanis, 'What

> are your feelings about the massacre?'

> (paraphrase) then describe the blood on the

> floor.

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> I could never have imagined it all on my own

I found the ITV reporting just as intrusive and disrespectful. It is never appropriate to produce and/or broadcast this sort of sensationalist 'journalism' - truly gutter press at its worst..

[KidKruger]

What's even worse is that loads of kids got massacred.

[Otta]

Indeed, but anyone that would describe that as a tiny little thing would need their head examined.

[jctg]

Being blocked.

[jctg]

Well, that obviously means I'm not anymore.

[steveo]

Ben Stiller