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Has anyone heard of this fence they are erecting at the entrances to lordship lane east + west, cars that carry the EDF membership badge will travel toll free, everyone else who's name appears on a list of voters for parties other than the current local elected party will be charged a nominal sum, 1 ED pound. Also anyone not nice, or not contributing to the creation of a mini state will be called names run over by bugboo's. Insurrection will not be tolerated and mis-interpritation and gang mentality will be the rule of law. A watchtower will be built on goose green and it will be staffed by a faceless group of hardworking yet self appointed law makers. Tablets will be carved and handed out bi-monthly, er sorry that could be mis-interprited, so sorry to any swingers out there. Anyway the latest tablet clearly shows that now there is posh signage on the ED side of Peckham Rye Park that this is know in fact ED land. A renaming committee will be selected soon and a vote will be cast within a matter of months. We expect all workers of SE15 to re-treat to the new Post 2003 EDF borders....thank you


any idea about this toll then anyone ?

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Yeah, can we be like the Hole In The Wall gang and rob trains?

And I don't mean stealing from them. I mean ROBBING the entire train, passengers and all.

We could hide it in some Nunhead thieves den and demand a huge ransom for it.

Then go somewhere with no extradition treaty and live like lord's bastards on the proceeds.

Ok so you?ve pulled the job off. But what exactly are you going to do with a trainload of irate commuters banged up in a builder?s yard somewhere in Nun?ead?


I doubt anyone will want them back. Probably be saving the city a fortune in credit crunch related redundancy payouts.


So how are you going to shift a king?s ransom in ipods and marketing degrees at short notice?

[quote name='Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

> Please may I be the moll?]



If Peckhamgatecrasher is going to be the 'moll'' date=' can I be '[b']Bonnie[/b]' with either ???? or Brendan as my 'Clyde'


here's a picture of ???? and I having a little cuddle...

(always the best thing to do before you get shot down in flames>:D<)

http://startelegram.typepad.com/crime_time/images/2008/03/31/bonnie_and_clyde_for_famous_crimes.jpg

brum Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> It's clear to me Brendan that you've the brains to

> head up this outfit - fancy it? Think of the

> adulation...


Good point Brum, so Brendan's Butch Cassidy then.

I bagsy The Sundance Kid though.

Now who's going to be the school marm?

it's all suddenly become clear...


We are the Beano...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615wzazgGkL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

pick your character and get ready to play...



Bash Street Kids

Denis

Nasher (we all know who that is!!!)

Minnie the minx (absolutely not open to discussion... that's ME)


who else...

who's who????


http://www.paulmorris.co.uk/beano/strips/minnie2001.jpg


and last but not least... admin looking on and spoiling the fun (well... only sometimes xxcc)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/comicsbritannia/images/bash_st_teacher_spls.jpg

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