The lords of the lane

[AllforNun]

Has anyone heard of this fence they are erecting at the entrances to lordship lane east + west, cars that carry the EDF membership badge will travel toll free, everyone else who's name appears on a list of voters for parties other than the current local elected party will be charged a nominal sum, 1 ED pound. Also anyone not nice, or not contributing to the creation of a mini state will be called names run over by bugboo's. Insurrection will not be tolerated and mis-interpritation and gang mentality will be the rule of law. A watchtower will be built on goose green and it will be staffed by a faceless group of hardworking yet self appointed law makers. Tablets will be carved and handed out bi-monthly, er sorry that could be mis-interprited, so sorry to any swingers out there. Anyway the latest tablet clearly shows that now there is posh signage on the ED side of Peckham Rye Park that this is know in fact ED land. A renaming committee will be selected soon and a vote will be cast within a matter of months. We expect all workers of SE15 to re-treat to the new Post 2003 EDF borders....thank you

any idea about this toll then anyone ?

[Brendan]

Dissidents from the surrounding areas will be earmarked for Re-education.

- The Ministry of Thought.

[Moos]

Goodthinkful stuff, Brendan.

*But it is all right, everything is all right, the struggle is finished. She has won the victory over herself. Moos loves Big Admin*

[Xena Worried prince]

Will there be a EDF Troll manning this toll booth ?

[Marmora Man]

Room 101 in the basement of the EDT?

[Asset]

surely you mean troll free

[HonaloochieB]

All seems doubleplusungood to me.

[AllforNun]

Who's a grass ! Moo's a grass !!!! x

[woofmarkthedog]

Ow i've got splinters in me arse

W**F

* sitting on said fence *

[snorky]

Smash the yet to be established fiefdom dictatorship ED puppet running dog lackey state NOW

[brum]

AllforNun Wrote:

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> and gang mentality will be the

> rule of law.

Cool - I've always wanted to be in a gang.

[HonaloochieB]

Yeah, can we be like the Hole In The Wall gang and rob trains?

And I don't mean stealing from them. I mean ROBBING the entire train, passengers and all.

We could hide it in some Nunhead thieves den and demand a huge ransom for it.

Then go somewhere with no extradition treaty and live like lord's bastards on the proceeds.

[Brendan]

Ok so you?ve pulled the job off. But what exactly are you going to do with a trainload of irate commuters banged up in a builder?s yard somewhere in Nun?ead?

I doubt anyone will want them back. Probably be saving the city a fortune in credit crunch related redundancy payouts.

So how are you going to shift a king?s ransom in ipods and marketing degrees at short notice?

[brum]

It's clear to me Brendan that you've the brains to head up this outfit - fancy it? Think of the adulation...

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Please may I be the moll?

[brum]

...you might need to see off some competition.... Brendan is not short of admirers!

[AllforNun]

I am not sure you should be banging people in a builders yard brendan ! and the only thieves den I know is the Southwark executive !

[charliecharlie]

[quote name='Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote:

> Please may I be the moll?]

If Peckhamgatecrasher is going to be the 'moll'' date=' can I be '[b']Bonnie[/b]' with either ???? or Brendan as my 'Clyde'

here's a picture of ???? and I having a little cuddle...

(always the best thing to do before you get shot down in flames>:D<)

http://startelegram.typepad.com/crime_time/images/2008/03/31/bonnie_and_clyde_for_famous_crimes.jpg

[HonaloochieB]

#Bonnie and Clyde were pretty lookin' people, but I can tell you people they were the devil's children#

Crikey Charlies, was Georgie Fame personally acquainted with you and Quids then?

[Xena Worried prince]

gosh Charlie Charlie, you must be really strong to pick Quids up like that !!!

[HonaloochieB]

brum Wrote:

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> It's clear to me Brendan that you've the brains to

> head up this outfit - fancy it? Think of the

> adulation...

Good point Brum, so Brendan's Butch Cassidy then.

I bagsy The Sundance Kid though.

Now who's going to be the school marm?

[Xena Worried prince]

I actually saw us more as the ant hill mob !!!

http://www.myfreewallpapers.net/cartoons/wallpapers/wacky-races-ant-hill-mob.jpg

[ThinLizzy]

Bagsie I'll be Penelope Pitstop ..."hhhaaayyyyyylllllppppp", but who'll be the Hooded Claw?? (Ohhh, still gives me the creeps that nasally voice and those spectacles)

[charliecharlie]

it's all suddenly become clear...

We are the Beano...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615wzazgGkL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

pick your character and get ready to play...

Bash Street Kids

Denis

Nasher (we all know who that is!!!)

Minnie the minx (absolutely not open to discussion... that's ME)

who else...

who's who????

http://www.paulmorris.co.uk/beano/strips/minnie2001.jpg

and last but not least... admin looking on and spoiling the fun (well... only sometimes xxcc)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/comicsbritannia/images/bash_st_teacher_spls.jpg

[HonaloochieB]

It's OK Liz just call Frankie Goes To Hollywood. They'll know what to do.

#I'll protect you from the Hooded Claw, keep the vampires from your door#

It's the power of love, so it is.