Internet V Real life

[wee quinnie]

Is it just me or has being on the internet become more addictive recently? Or has real life become less desirable?

[Xena Worried prince]

it depends if you are talking social networking, general browsing, gaming or the EDF

[*Bob*]

Porn, I think.

Right, Quinnie?

[wee quinnie]

Yeh.

[Strawbs]

Staying in is the new going out so I guess peeps are at home more and hence logging on more..

[woofmarkthedog]

How much net surfing are you doing then wee queenie ?

Your c**k must ache if it's largely po*n & naughty *Bob* how did you know what queenie was "up" to

[bigbadwolf]

Wee quinne is a woman Woof.

[*Bob*]

I can see 'wee' quinnie from my room, Woof.

I can see exactly what she's doing - as I sit in the dark, hunched over my telescope, peeping away into the small hours.

[Moos]

You and BBW should go into business, *Bob*

[Cassius]

Internet rules during the daytime in the week - real life is preferable at weekends and in the evening. Only when I can get a decent glass of wine out of my computer will it rule my out of work hours..........

[snorky]

I have to work with real people most days of the week - and they tiresome, smelly , coiffured , macho, forelock tugging, company mantra quoting, deal sealing, power breakfasting, backstabbing, snotty, evasive, meeting and greeting, networking fetishist, high fiving right wing wankers on the whole

This is why I turn my blackberry off and hide in the toilet cubicles for much of the day

but the corporate boss scum have turned up the aircon in the bogs, so it isnt as easy to to catch 40 winks unless you go prepared

Internet people every time.

[mockney piers]

I think that might be the nicest thing snorky's ever said.

I'd have a warm glow if it wasn't for the aircon directly above my desk, I'm off to the bogs for 40 winks!!

[Spartacus]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Your c**k must ache if it's largely po*n & naughty

> *Bob* how did you know what queenie was "up" to

Careful woof, you will find your post hung out to dry if you make comments like this...

Bitter and twisted cos I was caught and ousted by DD (6)

[LegalEagle-ish]

I have no real life.

[Xena Worried prince]

I in fact am a "bot" created by an eccentric hacker to troll discussion forums and make random posts

*Bugger just gave myself away*

[mockney piers]

and how do you feel about that? *adopts unfocussed expression, cocks head awkwardly and suddenly to one side*

[Mikecg]

You sure you didnt see me on friday MP?

[mockney piers]

aaaaah, you were the metallic chap with the painted on dinner suit and twirling bow tie saying "automated response, sutomated response".

I was trying to get round to you.

[Mikecg]

No it was "Mall funkt shon Mall funkt shon".......

[Xena Worried prince]

bugger me, not only have we got Cybermen on here, but the Cylons too .... now there is a fight I would like to see

[????]

Internet gambling knocks sh1t out of real life gambling

[wee quinnie]

*Bob* - can you not get me on the quinniecam?

[*Bob*]

???? Wrote:

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> Internet gambling knocks sh1t out of real life

> gambling

My brother plays a lot of poker.. he plays online too, but I don't think there's a real substitute for dragging a large pile of money over to your side of the table (or watching it go the other way)

[*Bob*]

wee quinnie Wrote:

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> *Bob* - can you not get me on the quinniecam?

Why pay when I can snoop for free?