Embarrassing crushes

[wee quinnie]

Following on from celebrity crushes.

What about the embarrassing ones?

For me - and OMG - I can't believe I'm about to tell you this....

Russell Brand (just because I find him completely unfunny, nothing to do with Sachsgate)

and

Michael Portillo.

I KNOW!! And before you say anything....I wouldn't let them TALK to me. OK???

[Tony.London Suburbs]

wee quinnie Wrote:

Michael Portillo. I KNOW!! And before you say anything....I wouldn't let them TALK to me. OK???

..but thats all Michael would want to do with you schurely?...apart from the odd game of Scrabble,perhaps...

[bigbadwolf]

I bet you regret typing that now don't you Quinnee.

[bigbadwolf]

I bet you fancy Diane Abbot don't you Tony.

[Andystar]

wee quinnie Wrote:

> Russell Brand (just because I find him completely

> unfunny, nothing to do with Sachsgate)

>

> and

>

> Michael Portillo.

>

> I KNOW!! And before you say anything....I

> wouldn't let them TALK to me. OK???

oh my God, I actually felt physically sick when I read that..

[bigbadwolf]

Right deep breath time.............here goes.

Lindsay Duncan.

[wee quinnie]

Andystar - at Portillo or Brand? Or both?

What's embarrassing about Lindsay Duncan, BBW?

[bigbadwolf]

Hmmmmm...........I dunno Quinnie, I like a mature woman as much as the next man but in my opinion she's just a bit to old for me. Still would though. I've seen your facebook and you aint too bad looking yourself. In fact you're actually quite fit.

[wee quinnie]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! I've just twigged to the whole embarrassing aspect of L. Duncan.....is it to do with the portrayal of Thatcher?

[cupid_stunt]

Theresa May MP.

Don't ask.

NURSE!

[daizie]

ive got a crush on cupid_stunt for his name alone

[cupid_stunt]

*blushes furiously and goes weak at the gammy knee*

[daizie]

oh no! you've spoilt the illusion! 'gammy knee' :-S

[HonaloochieB]

Pennie Smith. And actually I'm not embarassed at all.

If she did me the honour of being my bird I'd start attending the monthly EDF drinkups.

She looks like a gal that enjoys a good binge and not afraid to put her hand in her purse and get a round in.

"Top shelf guv'nor, and gentlemens measures if you please".

That'll be my Pennie so it will.

[Jah Lush]

I don't think that's embarrassing at all. I quite fancy Pency Smith myself.

[cupid_stunt]

daizie, i'm trying to manage your expectations, haha

admittedly, i'm in the shape of my life. i have to be on account of my work

[HonaloochieB]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> I don't think that's embarrassing at all. I quite

> fancy Pency Smith myself.

Sorry JL but it looks like it's going to be me and you on the cobbles outside GMTV HQ.

I am prepared to do violence for the woman I love. Or at least would be happy to love, if she gave me half a chance.

[daizie]

i thought she was a lesbian, but apparently not. She looks good for 49 .

[Huguenot]

Are you an astronaut Cupid?

[cupid_stunt]

close Huge One but no cigar yet...

[HonaloochieB]

cupid_stunt Wrote:

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> close Huge One but no cigar yet...

Are you a Caribbean island dictator Stup..Cupid?

And if I get the cigar, can it be one rolled on the thigh of one of your mistresses?

[cupid_stunt]

Naw HB, the most West Indian thing about me is the laid-back nature. As for the mistresses, i'm a one woman man, when there's a woman, man. still i have been known to double up at the weekends and Public Holidays...

[????]

and exactly what is the difference between this thread and the celebrity crush one? As Sean would rightly point out

*scrathches head*

[Mathilda]

As Sean would rightly point out

Ah, the mantle passes...

[SeanMacGabhann]

Ah the mantle passes!