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The difference is most forumites have been too reticent to step up to the plate for this one. It's supposed to be about embarrassment factor.


???? Wrote:

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> and exactly what is the difference between this

> thread and the celebrity crush one? As Sean would

> rightly point out

>

> *scrathches head*

cupid_stunt Wrote:

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> Naw HB, the most West Indian thing about me is the

> laid-back nature. As for the mistresses, i'm a one

> woman man, when there's a woman, man. still i have

> been known to double up at the weekends and Public

> Holidays...


I hope you had a happy and holy Easter, CS.

wee quinnie Wrote:

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> OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

>

> Hey! I've just twigged to the whole embarrassing

> aspect of L. Duncan.....is it to do with the

> portrayal of Thatcher?


Oh don't get me started on Maggie. Such elegant little feet! Grrrrrrrrrrr

Ooh. I was at terminal 3 Heathrow yesterday awaiting the return of missus mockers when who should come striding through the arrival doors, looking something like a cross between Noel Cowerd and a St Bernard, but the selfsame small-door Se?or Portillo himself!!!


He cut something of a dash I must say.


and he really was dressed something like this...

 

How very dare you!


I'm far closer to a cross between a Boden catalogue model and the man from

Del monte.


In answer to the OP... Hmmm... Debbie mcgee when I was young but now it's the scouse redhead from girls aloud. Even if she looks like a ghostly mannequin.

DM I've been quite smutty and rude to you recently haven't I. Well, on a rare trip across the river me and the gang caught this for you. You can thank me later


How much?


Mr Wolf.


http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/25/article-1089235-0284730D000005DC-327_468x589.jpg

Not exactly the answer I was looking for but I'll put your initial response down to shock/lust/greed.


You know where my den is DM. Don't try anything silly like when I found your priceless watch and tried to claim my reward and your dozy groundkeeper tried to get tasty.


When you arrive one of my lieutenants will approach you and pat you down, all over and any 'helpers' you bring. After the transaction is complete you'll be escorted from the woods. Capiche.


You have 48 hours as Ray just finished the last of the pie n mash and we've only had him for 6 hours!

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Pennie Smith. And actually I'm not embarassed at

> all.

> If she did me the honour of being my bird I'd

> start attending the monthly EDF drinkups.

> She looks like a gal that enjoys a good binge and

> not afraid to put her hand in her purse and get a

> round in.

> "Top shelf guv'nor, and gentlemens measures if you

> please".

> That'll be my Pennie so it will.


Sorry Hona. As much as I'll admit she's pretty I'm afraid I couldn't even consider stepping out with any organism that's hosted Paul Mckenna's gut stick. Sorry but I'd be haunted by the smuggest ghost limbo has to offer.

Well DM, Mr Winstone was not happy after I showed him your quite frankly selfish response to his 'situation'. He was however even more upset that you failed to notice that he played King Henry the VIII, not the VII.


However.


I've reasoned with the man (we're not that different) and I've let him know that you can be even more of a handful/bitch than Anne Bolelyn.


You have 45 hours remaining.



Take care DM




P.s O.K no patting down, except from Ray.

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