Embarrassing crushes

[jaybee82]

Apparently Dr Karl Kennedy of Neighbours fame has quite a big lady-following...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/leicester/content/articles/2007/11/27/waiting_room_dmu_review_feature.shtml

[mockney piers]

OOh, finally I have embarrassing crush.

Susan Kennedy is surely still a top NBO!!

 

[Jah Lush]

Keef Wrote:

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> Surely everyone likes Daphne!

For fack's sake man she's a facking cartoon. Urgh!

[Brendan]

Jessica Rabbit! How was Roger hitting that?

[RosieH]

On the cartoon front, and not even with a personality, I used to fancy Ryu from the beat em up game, Street Fighter

[mockney piers]

oh dear god that's tragic Rosie, its a computer game for goodness sake, some sort of weird fetishist huh?

*says nothing of chun li, or Ivy or Taki from Soul Caliber, nothing, no nothing at all, or, heaven forbid...Lara Croft*

[RosieH]

I don't know what to tell you - it was the back story (on the sleeve maybe?) and he was quite hunky. I maybe had a girl crush on Chun Li though - she made a cute little noise when she did her special move

[jumpinjackflash]

RosieH Wrote:

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> I don't know what to tell you - it was the back

> story (on the sleeve maybe?) and he was quite

> hunky. I maybe had a girl crush on Chun Li though

> - she made a cute little noise when she did her

> special move

oh yes! 'spinning bird kick'

[mockney piers]

I have yet to find a girl who wears short floaty skirts and does spinning kicks while making cute squeals. I can't help feeling that game gave me unrealistic expectations for life :(

[jaybee82]

I went through a similar phase with Jet from Gladiators.

[RosieH]

Not in a skirt, DI Frank Burnside - there's a slim chance he might call you "treacle" while cuffing you

[bigbadwolf]

For that RosieH I'm going to find you, put a plastic bag over your head and shoulders and put an elastic band round your neck, treacle!

[Mikecg]

I like the girls in DOA 4 to the point where it made a certain lady jelous?

[Xena Worried prince]

Interesting, so if we are talking game characters, who is going to be the first to admit to Laura Croft (in any of her various sizes !!)

[wee quinnie]

OH yeh! Forgot about him. I had a bit of a thing for him as well. EEK!

RosieH Wrote:

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> Not in a skirt, DI Frank Burnside - there's a slim

> chance he might call you "treacle" while cuffing

> you

[bigbadwolf]

Sorry ladies, looks like he's taken.

http://www.newspress.co.uk/DAILY_LINKS/arc_oct_2008/56306-e-fia-.jpg

[sophiesofa]

columbo

[bigbadwolf]

Jesus fcuking wept!

[Jah Lush]

I bet he did. So would you if you were nailed to fcuking cross.

[Huguenot]

The flatulent Kari Brydon from Mythbusters

[bigbadwolf]

10 out of 10 huguenot. Glad to see the sun hasn't gone to your head completely in the old colony. Good lad.

[dulwichmum]

Darling Mr Mockney,

I hate to tell you this, but I know the partner of the lovely lady who plays the fragrant Susan Kennedy, and she is a nice lady too...

[SimonM]

>> Not in a skirt, DI Frank Burnside - there's a slim chance he might call you "treacle" while cuffing you<<

It was Pete Beale wot called everyone "Treacle", not Burnside! Would I wet up your leg?!

[shoshntosh]

um... piers morgan? is that embarrassing (i'm not au fait enough with british culture to know)?

but i'm pretty sure this one is embarrassing:

peter hain

because my friend who works in parliament had to breathe into a brown bag when i told her.

p.s. hona, please... let's not mention "cigar, thigh and mistress" in the same sentence as it just

reminds me of that whole bill/monica thing.

p.p.s. BBW "gut stick"?? eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

p.p.p.s. dulwich mum, ray winstone????? honey, we need to meet for a latte.

[bigbadwolf]

Piers Morgan?

Right Shoshntosh, I'm going to turn the oven on and you can stick your head in it when you're ready. Remember to breath deeply.

Gut stick? In time Shoshntosh you'll come to realise that I can do alot worse than that. It'll either make or break you.

Oh and by the way. I'm afraid Mr Winstone is no longer with us. Me and the gang caught him last week as a hostage for DM but she wouldn't agree to my terms. We drowned him in 3 inches of water.