I'm proper skint at the mo.

[Mikecg]

Theres just too much month left at the end of the money, I'm gonna hammer me credit cards mawhehahah!

[????]

Do something else - read Hamlet - take note of wot Polonius said

[RosieH]

Yeah, but Polonius was an eejit

[Keef]

I too am skint, and basically need to get used to it :(

[JetSetWilly]

i,m not skint but a ?168 gas bill this morning, got the day off to a good start.

[Brendan]

It?s a long old month this one but there are 2 long weekends so we shouldn?t complain. I?ve done my booze and silly buggers budget already. I have however overcome this problem by taking the executive decision to increase my booze and silly buggers budget.

[Mick Mac]

I'm not skint but if I keep posting during work I soon will be.

[*Bob*]

I'm absolutely loaded. Yes siree. Sitting on a pile of money as high as a horse. Can't spend it fast enough.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

The milky bars are on *Bob*.

[Jah Lush]

Payday for me. Facking loadsamoney! You wanna see my wad?

[Mikecg]

Keef, it will only get worse, Brendan, I like the idea of increasing the booze and silly buggers budget, *Bob*, I can help you spend it, Quids, Polonius was a bit of a twonk, Jah the 15th is a weird Ole pay day.

[Brendan]

Mines a pint of Bollinger and a Woodford Reserve chaser please Jah

[Jah Lush]

If they serve it in the Half Moon tonight Brendan, you're on.

[Alan Dale]

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[HonaloochieB]

Mikecg Wrote:

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Jah the 15th is a weird Ole pay day.

I just give praise and thanks to the God of the 15th of the month payday, I prostrate myself before him knowing in his infinite wisdom he paid out standing orders and direct debits thereon.

So avoiding the weeping and gnashing of teeth that would have occured on the 16th and great would my overdraft have been.

Such that I would have rent my garment.

Oh, the rent, forgive me landlord I know not what you dun.

The Czech's in the post.

[ratty]

i have been skint for 19 months and 27 days

[HonaloochieB]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Mikecg Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> Jah the 15th is a weird Ole pay day.

>

> I just give praise and thanks to the God of the

> 15th of the month payday, I prostrate myself

> before him knowing in his infinite wisdom he paid

> out standing orders and direct debits thereon.

> So avoiding the weeping and gnashing of teeth that

> would have occured on the 16th and great would my

> overdraft have been.

> Such that I would have rent my garment.

> Oh, the rent, forgive me landlord I know not what

> you dun.

> The Czech's in the post.

Just spotted this one. Even I'm not sure what I was on about.

However, taking into account it was pay day, I had the day off and the time of the post, perfectly understandable.

Or not.

[Mikecg]

I read this during my first large JD and coke and I was thinking youd been jacking up vim again, by the 5th I knew exactly what you were on about.

[HellNoHellYeah]

I heard a lot of people are actually engaging in whoring on the side to make ends meet!!

[SteveT]

HellNoHellYeah we need phone numbers to believe that statement.

My kind of women:)

Practical resourceful and available!

[Brendan]

HellNoHellYeah Wrote:

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> I heard a lot of people are actually engaging in

> whoring on the side to make ends meet!!

I can't see how wasting one's money on prostitutes will help.

[David Mc]

I was offered the services of one in the street in SE22 last night! Can I claim a prize?

[SteveT]

Brendan wrote:- I can't see how wasting one's money on prostitutes will help.

I have never ever wasted money on prostitutes,

I always found it money well spent:)

[Mick Mac]

Really DavidMc - where is she tonight?

[David Mc]

I don't think you'd really want to go there!