JetSetWilly

I often see FFGTDB, when Im down spending my weekends in not so sunny Whitstable. Shops in T&*%$, possible opportunity for a FFGTDB vs Jamie cook-off. Still his mott is a fair bit of gear, and a lot younger than him.

whys the space between a womans breasts and her hips called a waist? because you could easily fit another pairs of tits in it.

womens downhill last night was pretty good, some spectular crashes and a french girl who fell over about 5 ft out from the gate.

i don,t really see what the whole fuss is about john terry. after all according to the coaching manuals, if the full back leaves a hole, its the centre-halfs job to fill it.

"if you don,t stop crying i,ll give you something to cry for", "get that ate up, there,s wee babies in africa would love a plate of .......", spag bol,stew,etc,etc.

while 12 yr old johnny is at school his mum decides to clean his room. looking under the bed she discovers a load of bondage gear and fetish magazines. shocked she goes down stairs and shows it to her husband. "We,re going to have to punish him" she goes,"whats best, grounding him, confiscating his laptop, no tv." "I dont,t mind what you do" replies dad,"but for christs sake, don,t spank him".

i thinks thats bog standard for most tesco stores, certainly any i,ve been in have a similar disclaimer. there was an incident in a tesco store several years ago when a woman in a bikini was asked to leave as she was not appropriately dressed. rumours that it was incase of any incidents in the melon aisle were not proven.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In Catholicism the godparent must be Catholic, > which kind of suggests that the chief role is > religious indoctrination. no its not, my eldest girls godfather is c of e, father john didn,t bat an eye.

Bushmills 10 year old single malt. Very nice.

he shot, he scored.

oh dear, but lets wait until it actually happens. i suppose i might have to go back to the guardian, hopefully its taken its head from out of its ass in my absence.

Ever since the present cold snap arrived all I,ve heard in the news reports is about the police recommending against all but "essential travel". What is essential travel, is it going to work, school, Sainsburys for the shopping, or is there an offical explanation?

problem is he,ll pitch up somewhere else, i,ll go for sky and he can take that useless fucker norton with him.

Josef Locke

get the bones in the pot, they would make a nice base for a delicious stock

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And all is calm and quiet this Sunday morning in > Munchkin Land. on the subject of which, there was a great article in the guardian weekly recently about the surviving munchkins. they havn,t changed a bit.

i,m bloody knacked after staying up to watch them. Letters is without doubt the better film, and certainly benefits from having watched Flags beforehand. Clint has fairly come on leaps and bounds with his films, Gran Tourismo being one of the best I,ve seen this year, unfortunately and although I,ve yet to see it I can,t quite shake the idea out of my head that Harry Brown, is going to be a poor mans Gran Tourismo. Anyway if its real class you want try Paul Blart Mall Cop,typical American fare, but gently amusing in its own way.

:-$ The Swan :-$

ahh the game, and there was me thinking an incident had occured in the drinks aisle.

very good, very,very funny film.

how about the ifa, now that would be interesting.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw 50 Dead Men Walking last night starring Jim > Sturgess, Ben Kingsley and Rose McGowan. The film > is an adaptation of a book by a former informant > to special branch betraying the IRA during the > 80's. > > I thought it was an incredibly tense and gripping > thriller and the whole cast was in my opinion > flawless. The story was completely un-biased as > well. > > I thoroughly recommend it. ithought it was crap,very disjointed and all over the place. i know the story having read both the books many moons ago, but even with that knowledge i found it very difficult to keep track with what was happening and who was who. its watchable, but disappointing none the less. the 2nd film of that nights double bill was transporter 3, total hokum, but very enjoyable.

spiral 2, definately better and more easier to follow than spiral 1.

fuckin cunts

i passed an rac van on the way home tohight, the driver was crying, shouting and screaming. i think he was headed for a breakdown.