What's the best chat-up line you're received lately?

[Andystar]

In response to the 'lamest chat-up line' post, i just wanted to find out the best ones out there were..??

Btw, if anyone knows a good chat up line involving protein elecrophoresis, i'd be very grateful :))

[Mikecg]

Heres something I thought was funny although not a chatup line.

You find a top heavy woman at the pub, and you say "I bet you a quid I can make your boobs wobble without touching them", when they agree give them a quick fondle and handover the quid, great innit. It's even worth getting a slap for.

[brum]

A mate of mine used to fancy a girl at work but she never spoke as she walked past his desk every day. Until, that is, the day she passed and he made a noise of a whip being cracked. No words, just that noise. Amazingly, it did the trick - they started a very intense, passionate relationship.

[Annasfield]

Have seen that done. My dodgy mates thought it was hilarious.

[Mick Mac]

How about:

Hey I'm no Fred Flintstone - but I can make your bed rock....

[HellNoHellYeah]

I think men often underestimate how effective a simple "hi" can be. "Clever" chatup lines just reek of trying too hard.

[jaybee82]

A mate swears by 'Hey, do you work at Subway? 'Cos you've just given me a footlong'

Makes me retch every time I hear it.

[Santerme]

HellNoHellYeah Wrote:

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> I think men often underestimate how effective a

> simple "hi" can be. "Clever" chatup lines just

> reek of trying too hard.

I agree, I have found that simply asking if I can buy a drink or something equally bland is usually the best policy.

It worked for me with the wife.

[LostThePlot]

Define lately.... :-(

[HonaloochieB]

'I come from a long line of warriors'.

That's guaranteed to wow the ladies.

[*Bob*]

I'm not convinced chat-up lines of this type actually exist in real life other than in 'my mate says' pub-talk. Excluding nightclubs with carpets and possibly anywhere north of Watford, naturally.

Even I've got a few 'my mate says' anecdotes, but I guarantee they never have. They were too busy perspiring with fear and breathing on their hands to check their breath in the bogs to risk making a tit of themselves by laying some cheesy old line on someone who'd laugh in their face.

[skidmarks]

I remember at some student night this rough and ready Geordie went up to this brim and proper girl from Surrey or alike and said..?I fookin? luv u?

[matthew123]

You sure he wasn't talking to the beer pump?

[daizie]

jaybee that is very funny im pissing myself laughing here, just my sort of humour, :))

[charliecharlie]

the one's that have worked on me are pretty simple

"you've got a lovely smile"

"hey, can I help you with that"

"my name's ....., what's yours?"

"Hello"

etc...

the cornier the chat up line the faster I run....

[HonaloochieB]

charliecharlie Wrote:

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> the one's that have worked on me are pretty

> simple

> "you've got a lovely smile"

> "hey, can I help you with that"

> "my name's ....., what's yours?"

> "Hello"

> etc...

> the cornier the chat up line the faster I run....

And what about "Hello, I'm a well-known designer", eh Charlies?

[Mikecg]

Hey darlin...can I buy ya a drink?

Lookin for mister goodbar? here he is...

Wait a minute...Ive got it...youre an italian!

Hah?

Yer jewish?

Love your nails...you must be a libra...

Your place or mine?

[????]

I never get chatted up :(

[charliecharlie]

awww... bet you do all the time Quids!

[*Bob*]

Don't bet on it.. I've seen his cardigan

[Brendan]

I just got chatted up by a group of young Dutch ladies while in the park on my lunch break.

The line (and I shit you not on this) was, ?Hello sir*. My friends and I are visiting from the Netherlands. We didn?t realise that there were any cute Englishmen.?

Anyway it was a nice little confidence boost. I feel well up myself now.

*I liked that bit.

[Mikecg]

But then you told them you were a Safa and they scarpered.

[Brendan]

Fast as their wee little legs would carry them.

[RosieH]

Brendan Wrote:

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> The line (and I shit you not on this) was, ?Hello

> sir*. My friends and I are visiting from the

> Netherlands. We didn?t realise that there were any

> cute Englishmen.?

Show off!

[Brendan]

Hey it?s not like it?s the kind of thing happens very often. I?m going to be using this for months to come.