Your Tombstone Epitaph

[Mick Mac]

I checked out what my employer life insurance would pay out in the event of my death today and found out I am worth massivly more dead than I am alive. I'm tempted not to go on. So on my tombstone I will go for:

"He partied hard in his short time, but his life was well insured. Now his wife and family can party too.."

Contrast with Spike Milligan:

"I told you I was ill....."

Actually it was written in Irish "Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite". Which is more words than "I told you I was ill" but there you go.

What's your epitaph?

[Mikecg]

Goodbye and Bollocks!

[woofmarkthedog]

See I didn't pay !

[mockney piers]

I've been told it will be

"he always had a pen"

[HonaloochieB]

If you can read this you're standing too close.

[Santerme]

Time demands its toll

[charliecharlie]

I'm going to have

"At least she tried..."

http://itakefauxtoes.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Rows_of_Tombstones.61132039_std.jpg

[Brendan]

Buy your own flowers you thieving scumbag.

[Michael Palaeologus]

"Behind you ....."

[PeckhamRose]

I told you not to waste money on a bloody tombstone. Why didn't you spend the money on me when I was alive you bastards. And why is it such a small tombstone so that the wor...

[HonaloochieB]

In the spirit of WC Fields 'On the whole it's better than Catford'

[skidmarks]

My granddad has ?keep on swinging? on his headstone?.

[Michael Palaeologus]

In the words of WC Fields "STILL, looking for a loophole"

[bigbadwolf]

Mine will be either

1. "Another one bites the dust"

2. "I told you I was ill!!!"

[Ted Max]

"Deleted User - Admin"

[bigbadwolf]

'This user is no longer active or the account has been deactivated' actually Ted, I learned the hard way.

[Jah Lush]

When this you see

remember me

and bare me in your mind

let all the world say what they may

speak of me as you find.

[Brendan]

Oh for Christ?s sake am I ever going to get rid of you?

[bigbadwolf]

The only thing in my coffin is a load of bricks.

[HonaloochieB]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> 'This user is no longer active or the account has

> been deactivated' actually Ted, I learned the hard

> way.

Does this mean you are communicating with us 'beyond the veil' BBW?

[bigbadwolf]

No Hona, I saw the bright light but it wasn't my time yet.

[HonaloochieB]

'I knew the meaning of life, it didn't help me a bit

I knew beauty and I knew a good thing when I saw it'

[Brendan]

I?m not dead I?m avoiding you.

[skidmarks]

I?ll probably be a right old grumpy bastard in my later years so I?ll just have ?Get f#cked? on mine

[HonaloochieB]

skidmarks Wrote:

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> I?ll probably be a right old grumpy bastard in my

> later years so I?ll just have ?Get f#cked? on mine

Come on Skids, after what your grandad put on his stone, I think you need to make more effort.