Lets create a limerick

[ratty]

So returned to a little "Spit Roasting" >:D<

My house price is plummetting down......

[Keef]

foxtons staff wear heavy frowns

[Brendan]

They?ll soon be on the streets

[EDOldie]

And then between the sheets

[Mamma Mia]

Depressed and feeling down.

[SteveT]

Andy Murray did well on the courts

[citizenED]

then he lines up some coke which he snorts

[TillieTrotter]

His balls go haywire

[georgia]

And he starts to perspire

[ratty]

Whilst a wet patch appears on his shorts

[SteveT]

The William's sisters are favoured of the women

[Mamma Mia]

They are so fast our heads are spinnin'

[TillieTrotter]

back and forth goes that ball

[SteveT]

set, and match, is the call

[Mamma Mia]

I've lost track... who is winnin'?

[EDOldie]

Murray was sadly knocked out

[SteveT]

Nadals arms were really too stout

[Mamma Mia]

Murray's anguish was clear

[SteveT]

But don't shed a tear

[citizenED]

for he has something about which to shout

[citizenED]

Which is worse: to be black or be queer?

[SteveT]

To be either leaves me in fear

[bignumber5]

But it's two thousand and eight,

[SteveT]

though it's never too late

[mightyroar]

to get isms and phobias clear