Lets create a limerick

[ratty]

Made me quite ill

[georgia]

So to the cashier I said 'let's go dutch!'

[will dex]

He said Touch!, How much?

[citizenED]

When Asset went and got a First...

[mightyroar]

for champagne she developed a thirst

[TillieTrotter]

When she drank far too much

[citizenED]

she did speak double dutch

[SteveT]

she lay down and slept in a hurst

[EDOldie]

What colour should we paint the Mag?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Bright orange and top with a flag

[TillieTrotter]

Well I'd vote for sludge brown

[citizenED]

causing passers-by to frown

[jumpinjackflash]

but I?ll do it pink cos I?m a blonde bimbo WAG

[citizenED]

Its been said there are too many trees...

[TillieTrotter]

and the leaves that are blown by the breeze

[EDOldie]

We could give 'em the chop

[mightyroar]

make more room for shops

[SteveT]

I am sure they will fit with a squeeze

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Are Kiwis and Aussies the same?

[EDOldie]

I've met a few on the game

[mightyroar]

they all seem quite cheery

[citizenED]

rather than world-weary

[TillieTrotter]

But they're such nice girls, it's a shame!

[mightyroar]

Some folk like to have a good stir

[citizenED]

The likes of whom we should deter

edit for momentary madness