Lets create a limerick

[Ant]

*hic*

[professordingo]

There was a lonely limerick line

Which desperately needed a rhyme

It asked on EDF

But was sent away with a clip round the ear

Cos they were all too limericked out to be able to think up a decent rhyming ending

[Mark]

Next one (could be tough):

There once was a Frenchman called Huguenot

[Jah Lush]

Whose thirst for knowledge was huge you know

[Fear 'n boozin]

He danced through the eighties

[mockney piers]

with leotard clad ladies

[Fear 'n boozin]

whilst reciting the words of Prospero

[Huguenot]

and now searches for words as a quid pro quo

Bah! Humbug - your was quicker and better :))

[Keef]

There was a quiet lad called Ant......

[SeanMacGabhann]

who was always up for a rant

[and by the way people, I leave this thread for a couple of days and find THAT limerick about me - people better apologise and/or buy me lot's beer tonight z'all I can say]

[Keef]

He was fully bearded,

[Mark]

yet smelt like his old dear did

[Ant]

*narrows eyes... watches closely*

[TillieTrotter]

And she looked like an old Adam Ant

[TillieTrotter]

Sean, thats a sure way to prove the veracity of the limerick!!>:D< Drinking too much and all that malarkey

[TillieTrotter]

Here's one I made earlier;

A night out with the East Dulwich Forum

I tried to show some decorum

I had to much beer

Fell ass over ear

And pray God that nobody saw em.

>:D<

[SeanMacGabhann]

Tillie

As you KNOW, I was more worried about the poor scanning and meter - I can handle the allegations;-)

Another top limerick this evening by the way - words are your forte

[TillieTrotter]

One tries ones best(tu) Nice to meet you and your lovely lady btw.

[SeanMacGabhann]

Lavender Blue, Tillie Tillie..

[TillieTrotter]

Lager is Brown,

When I drink loads, Silly, Silly

I will fall down

[TillieTrotter]

I think its Stephs turn for a ribbing!!

There was a sweet scouser called Steph

[SeanMacGabhann]

Who was partial to the occassional Leffe

[Keef]

She's a toffee nosed blue...

[TillieTrotter]

Thats sad, but True!

[Keef]

And she likes to abuse the poor ref! ;-)