Lets create a limerick

[TillieTrotter]

Okay, backtracking required.

There once was a noisy ice cream van

ED domination was all of his plan

His tune played at Goose Green

And made the kids scream

[mightyroar]

Can I have one please mum say I can

[TillieTrotter]

I once knew a lady named Asset

[Keef]

Who enjoyed the All sorts by Bassetts.

[georgia]

Who took an exam but didn't pass it

[georgia]

God you have be quick today...!! Go with Keef's

[TillieTrotter]

I once knew a lady called Asset

Who enjoyed the All Sorts by Bassetts

[mightyroar]

her favourite was blue

[Nero]

Which was a bit of a chew

[citizenED]

Which i also found out when we las' met

[TillieTrotter]

Its Friday again, all is well

[Asset]

the sun is shining, bloody hell!

[TillieTrotter]

Lets get down that pub

[TillieTrotter]

For a beer and some grub

[Mogs]

And get some nice Grub

[TillieTrotter]

We are the same wave, I can tell!

[Mogs]

But I think you smell

Lovely

[Ant]

OK, new one:

While walking the dog late at night

[TillieTrotter]

I saw the most terrible sight

[Asset]

I walked round the corner and got such a fright

[Mogs]

I got a nasty fright

[Mogs]

I couldn't forget, try as I might

[TillieTrotter]

ITS HAPPENED AGAIN!!

While walking the dog late at night

I saw the most terrible sight/I walked round the corner and got such a fright/I got a nasty fright

[Mogs]

Okay a new one

Mulling around East Dulwich one day

[TillieTrotter]

Whilst whistling a song happy and gay