Lets create a limerick

[Mogs]

When suddenly it happend

[Ant]

OK. I'll finish off that other one.

While walking the dog late at night

I saw the most terrible sight:

DM, clad in black,

Shouting: Batdog! Attack!

And some rozzers tooled up for a fight.

[mockney piers]

The hospital was flattened

[TillieTrotter]

I am private, do I still have to pay?

[Mogs]

Okay new one

Working at home from the EDT

[TillieTrotter]

Whilst strolling down to the Village

[TillieTrotter]

ignore mine

[Asset]

come on then

[TillieTrotter]

What to the dog?

[Asset]

yes

[TillieTrotter]

Are you ready? Give me about 10 mins and meet you at the crossroads, crossroads!

[mockney piers]

Whilst strolling down to the Village

The cacti we started to pillage

Working at home from the EDT

Whilst supping a nice hot cup of tea

[Ant]

Working at home from the EDT

Whilst supping a nice hot cup of tea

My broadband went down

And my mobile got drowned

So it's beer and the weekend for me. (Whoopee!)

[BarryRoad]

Topical. Like it.

[Ant]

I'd quite like to go to the pub.

I'd love to, but here is the rub:

I've nothing to smoke

And I'm totally broke

...gah, can't think of a last line. Anyone?

[BarryRoad]

So I'll stay in my garden and tend to my shrubs?

[nutty]

I feel like I'm starting to blub?

[citizenED]

So i'll just have a soak in the tub

[Ant]

Heh, they're all good.

[Mogs]

Watching my fingers and toes get wrinkly

[mightyroar]

I looked up at the stars they were twinkly

(was that an opening line BTW?)

[TillieTrotter]

They lit up my bathroom

[karter]

cos the roofers did not put the roof on

[Asset]

this one's gone a bit funny (that is not a contribution)

[mightyroar]

making the corners of my mouth go a bit crinkly.

mmmm.

New one.

Whilst carrying my eco-friendly bag