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Dearest BBW, I'm sorry to have to pull you up, but here goes.... a limerick has a certain rhythm, I'll give you a classic.


There once was a guy named Bill

who swallowed a gunpowder pill

it went off like a rocket

found his balls in his pocket

and his cock flew over the hill.


Can you see the rhythm? And the way that the last line must rhyme with the first.


I hope you don't think I'm being pedantic but.....:)

  • 11 months later...

A young lady lying on the grass in the park of Dulwich,

soon noticed that undsr her clothes had started to itch.

She twisted and turned trying to dislodge the intruder,

lifted her skirt, her freind said you are getting ruder.

She rolled on the grass but ended up wet in the ditch.

computedshorty Wrote:

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> A young lady lying on the grass in the park of

> Dulwich,

> soon noticed that undsr her clothes had started to

> itch.

> She twisted and turned trying to dislodge the

> intruder,

> lifted her skirt, her freind said you are getting

> ruder.

> She rolled on the grass but ended up wet in the

> ditch.


___________________________________________________


The tread is for a lymeric CS



Is this a Camberwell Haiku ?



W**F

  • 2 months later...

legalbeagle Wrote:

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> Went to the National Gallery this weekend and was

> reminded of this:

>

> While Titian was mixing his madder,

> His model reclined on a ladder.

> Her position, to Titian, suggested coition,

> So he rushed up the ladder and 'ad her.


Laughed out loud at that one!

Nice one...


Lovely, thanks for that "Steve"


"You do know how to tell 'em..."


*rubs back of neck, shuffles feet, ducks bottle *



http://www.tvacres.com/images/greeting_lurch2.jpg


Now tell us that one about "Myra Hindley"


It's been ages.....



W**F


* imagines david cameron & gordon brown on the toilet together *

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