Lets create a limerick

[Mark Dodds]

For want of the real thing... don't knock it

[TillieTrotter]

His todger got charred

[spadetownboy]

feathered and tarred

[TillieTrotter]

He's worried his friends now will Mock it

[citizenED]

i havent yet bought any presents

too busy hanging my pheasants

so now I'm off to the shops

with a skip and a hop...

to buy candles infused with some essence.

Next one was started:

A priest on Thought For The Day..

claimed that Jesus might well have been gay

[mightyroar]

he liked wearing robes

[TillieTrotter]

and diamonds in lobes

[spadetownboy]

and with whips the apostles he did flay.

[TillieTrotter]

Will it be Goose or Turkey this year?

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Or the frugal man's roasted pig ear?

[citizenED]

Our bird will get stuffed

[spadetownboy]

the cat will be chuffed.

[Mark Dodds]

Whatever it is, all will be happy, no fear

[TillieTrotter]

I'm getting a Teddy for Christmas

[Keef]

All the boys will think I'm a fit lass ;-)

(I know, wrong sort of teddy)

[citizenED]

I'll get rhe whipped cream

[Keef]

you'll think it's a dream

[TillieTrotter]

Oi,I think thats enough of your sass ;-)

[TillieTrotter]

Forum boys are getting abit frisky

[Keef]

cos Tillie's a flirtatious minx see. :-S

[TillieTrotter]

Well, I'll have you know

[Jah Lush]

Say it ain't so

[Keef]

that I am no ho!

[TillieTrotter]

ho ho ho

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Brendan's dreaming of primates and quince