Lets create a limerick

[EDOldie]

And left Tillie looking quite frantic

[lozzyloz]

The morning after the bash

[atila the gooner]

smelling of drink and cigarette ash

[EDOldie]

The loos in the Plough

[Asset]

smell like a sow

[atila the gooner]

because most of the punters are trash

[atila the gooner]

Here on the Ed forum

[EDOldie]

The Christmas party is nigh

[TillieTrotter]

It's old age Citizen....but also I dont get out much:)-D

[citizenED]

TT, old age, tell me about it. Up past midnight, woken at five by a certain little chap. More brain cells wiped out. Memory banks seriously delepleted! Now, on with those limericks: "Tonight is the night to party..." only joking

seriously:

Here on the East Dulwich Forum

We started threads so not to bore 'em

[mightyroar]

we stay with the zeitgest

[EDOldie]

But can't spell in the slightest

[mightyroar]

who cares when we show such decorum

[bagpuss78]

Only eight more sleeps until Christmas

[EDOldie]

Can anyone wake sleepy bagpuss?

[mightyroar]

if we jingle some bells

[bagpuss78]

and waft some nice smells

[Jah Lush]

She'll be as rampant as Abi Titmus.

Next....

Where are the Christmas lights On Lordship Lane?

[bagpuss78]

Jah Lush! ::o

[Asset]

Southwark Council are such a pain

[citizenED]

On Christmas they're pissing

[georgia]

The decorations are missing

[atila the gooner]

They've gone PC daft again!!

[Jeremy]

When the aliens came to Forest Hill...

[bagpuss78]

I was afraid i'd taken the wrong pill