Lets create a limerick

[EDOldie]

Avec Cambon La Pelouse

[citizenED]

And spent the afternoon feeling quite listless

On New Years I'll get pretty squiffy...

[PeckhamRose]

But I'll sober up in a jiffy

[LizzygotDizzy]

Coz Citizens's socks are so whiffy

(Sorry Citizen your's was the first name that popped into my head! No harm meant I'm sure your socks smell lovely!)

[citizenED]

On New Years I'll get pretty squiffy

But I'll sober up in a jiffy

When i get to find out

[EDOldie]

What life is all about

[citizenED]

and she gives me an e-normous stiffie

[EDOldie]

Excellent!! citizen.

All was quiet at green and blue

[mightyroar]

the wine lovers cried 'boo hoo'

[citizenED]

The problem next door

[mightyroar]

of the pipes through the floor

[Jah Lush]

Caused such a terrible hullabaloo

[rifleman harris]

Whilst having my lunch in the cabage

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

I came upon Lilly Savage

[citizenED]

(and in your case that really could be quite messy, CWALD)::o

eating marmite on toast

[SteveT]

whilst looking out at the coast

[rifleman harris]

Because this wasn't East Dulwich but Harwich.

[ChavWivaLawDegree]

When saving the Arabs and Isrealis

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I always hark back to Disraeli

[SteveT]

He bought the Suez canal

[mightyroar]

and found it rather banal

[citizenED]

thus thwarting his annus miserablis

sorry, best I could do to unstick this

When the Curry Club met in Janu'ary...

[TillieTrotter]

They were making plans for February

[mightyroar]

they love to get spicy

[TillieTrotter]

they're naughty but nicey