relationship advice

[daizie]

Could i have a bit of advice please. New boyfriend , has a poo here before he leaves, and doesnt open the window or spray any air freshner . I also suspect he didnt wash his hands . Yuk . Should i say something ? If so, what and how should i say it . Im usually accused of being blunt to the point of hurtful , so dont really want to hurt his feelings as he has a few problems at the moment . Its putting me right off him .

[????]

How long have you and BBW been dating?

[HonaloochieB]

Provided he uses the toilet and not any other room then best leave well alone.

[*Bob*]

Were there any fecal slides down the side of the bowl or was it a clean drop?

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Depends if he is a Pebbledasher.

Is he?

[woofmarkthedog]

When he's tending the "lady garden" crack one on hi.....

No, on second thoughts you say "has a poo here before he leaves " what every time...?

Here's my advice either get him to leave earlier, by say half an hour "cos then you can stink your own loo out big boy"

Or tell him to read the EDF.

Or strip out all the loo paper so when he "goes" he has to ask & you can seize the moment.

Or "Dump" him

Or go to his , retaliate in same way.

Or give us his e-mail address

?

W**F

* one day you won't even notice him reading the sun on the loo*

[Tony.London Suburbs]

daizie Wrote:

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> Could i have a bit of advice please. New boyfriend

> , has a poo here before he leaves, and doesnt open

> the window or spray any air freshner . I also

> suspect he didnt wash his hands . Yuk . Should i

> say something ? If so, what and how should i say

> it . Im usually accused of being blunt to the

> point of hurtful , so dont really want to hurt his

> feelings as he has a few problems at the moment .

> Its putting me right off him .

Don't you dare come near me if you haven't washed your hands xxxxx.

Then go to the loo and pretend to "heave" and turn a shade of pale green.

He'll get the message.

[bigbadwolf]

???? Wrote:

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> How long have you and BBW been dating?

Oh well thats just charming Quids, me and Daizie haven't even laid eyes on each other let alone clean up after each other. However, I can promise you that if Daizie had stumbled across the rectal melt down I subjected forest hill to last night her hair would've fallen out. God, it shot out like flock of sparrows and I had to sand blast the bowl in the morning!

[cupid_stunt]

Could i have a bit of advice please. New boyfriend , has a poo here before he leaves, and doesnt open the window or spray any air freshner . I also suspect he didnt wash his hands . Yuk . Should i say something ? If so, what and how should i say it . Im usually accused of being blunt to the point of hurtful , so dont really want to hurt his feelings as he has a few problems at the moment . Its putting me right off him .

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Daizie,

couple of things:

1. how new is this boyfriend, ie is he a keeper?

2. he may have his problems but his (apparent lack of) hygeine is causing you some new ones. talk to him.

3. better to just let him know as the little things have a habit of turning into (relationship-ending) big things.

not easy, as if you didn't like him you wouldn't have posted, but do it now and you may reap the rewards etc

if it doesn't work out, i'll provide a well-defined shoulder for you to weep on, :)

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[sophiesofa]

If it was me (god knows how i still have a boyfriend) i would make a point of going past the toilet and going cor that stinks i'm going to open the window the say i hope you washed your hands after that one. Maybe that's not the best approach but you need to something about the window opening and the hand washing asap otherwise it will consume your relationship. I shared a flat with a man who only pooed and showered once a week (he was a stinky hippy) and his routine was to do his massive smelly shit then have a really hot steamy shower to accentuate the smell and it made me want to hurl but he just laughed anytime any of us told him his routine stank the house out. I also live with a flatmate who wees all over the floor and the walls somehow but i'm too embarassed to say anything about it despite having to walk on it.

[daizie]

Thanks, its always good to hear males point of view. Im never sure if im over reacting . I told my mum and she said

'dirty b#####d ' .

I now think ive two options, approach it in a 'jokey' way, and put on the nose peg i had for swimming, ready for when he's 'been' and he goes to kiss me goodbye ..

Or pretend ive got OCD and he has to keep washing his hands too . Thats alright is'nt it ? LOL

[charliecharlie]

next time why not just say as he pops up to the loo

"oh, if your going for a poo could you leave the the window open a bit?"

you'll not doubt get a chance somewhere along the way to mention the hand washing malarky...

however... my instinct tells me that if you already find his habits a turn off, you ain't going to love him for long!

[Andystar]

Urgh has this post made anyone else feel ill???

Personally, i'd never dream of using a new gfs loo let alone not wash my hands...if he is like this now, just imagine what he'll be like in a few years..

this may help with your decision..

[bigbadwolf]

Daizie, I'm afraid your concerns are only the tip of a very entrenched Iceberg.

Yes, this is what happens I'm afraid.

[Mick Mac]

Leave a deoderant canister on the loo next time - he might be tempted to use it and open the window too. If he does not you can go in and spray it for a very long time, he will get the message.

[Mick Mac]

Have to say BBW - that Daizie's not half bad looking - I thought you said you did not know her?

[LuLu Too]

daizie Wrote:

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> Could i have a bit of advice please. New boyfriend

> , has a poo here before he leaves, and doesnt open

> the window or spray any air freshner . I also

> suspect he didnt wash his hands . Yuk . Should i

> say something ? If so, what and how should i say

> it . Im usually accused of being blunt to the

> point of hurtful , so dont really want to hurt his

> feelings as he has a few problems at the moment .

> Its putting me right off him .

Obviously dump him is the response this post demands - but someone beat me to it!

So....

Stick his nose in it.

That'll soon teach him.

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> Leave a deoderant canister on the loo next time -

> he might be tempted to use it and open the window

> too. If he does not you can go in and spray it for

> a very long time, he will get the message.

Yes Mick.

Actually The Young Lady standing behind me has just said "No! Tell him the truth i.e. his hands smell as they have been wiping his xxxx and he will spread germs. Just be straight with him."

[Mick Mac]

I was not going to comment on the not washing hands issue TLS - I just can't quite believe that someone would not wash hands - its hard to prove he did not, unless Daizie was in there with him.

But yes anyone who does not wash their hands after the loo should be dumped immediatley - goodness knows what else they do not wash.

[bigbadwolf]

Hear that Daizie, just wash your hands of him.

[woofmarkthedog]

Oh Just kick him in the sco*um

If he comes back, you're made !

W**F

*well it worked for me*

[sophiesofa]

can you actually smell the poo on his hands? Maybe he just dunks them under the water and shakes and think that'll do. Maybe leave some kind of household hygiene comedy book next to the loo for him to read next time he uses the facilities.

[daizie]

ewwwwww yuk NO!!!! I hav'nt smelt his hands!!!! oh dear , i am feeling very sick now . I felt the taps and they were dry. i really need to forget and avoid his calls . thanks everyone lol

[Andystar]

woofmarkthedog Wrote:

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> Oh Just kick him in the sco*um

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> If he comes back, you're made !

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> W**F

i just fell out of my tree laughing at that

[reggie]

I am completely loving this thread...thankyou everyone