relationship advice

[bigbadwolf]

We try our best reggie.

[bon3yard]

I think the least you can do after all this sage advice has been proffered is let us know his name and address so we can organise some form of picket. The dirty swine will rue the day!

[bigbadwolf]

I don't think that's a good idea because if and when he finds out who dropped him in the soft and smelly the shit really would hit the fan.

[bon3yard]

Tsk, killjoy.

[bigbadwolf]

Shit stirrer.

[bon3yard]

Fudge Flinger.

[bigbadwolf]

That was terrible bon3yard, try again.

[brum]

I'm amazed just how many blokes don't wash hands after a visit to a public loo. Not a nice thought I know, especially if you like to nibble on the free bombay mix etc you see in some bars and restaurants. Clearly Daizie's fella is one of the culprits. Has he taken you out for a nice curry recently?!!

[brum]

...and please don't invite him to a forum curry night either!

[bigbadwolf]

I bet your toilet smells like a Calcutta sewer on the morning after curry night Brum.

[brum]

'Fragrant' is the word I'd use.

[*Bob*]

brum Wrote:

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> I'm amazed just how many blokes don't wash hands

> after a visit to a public loo. Not a nice thought

> I know

Maybe they keep their knobs clean, and manage not to piss on their hands.

[woofmarkthedog]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> brum Wrote:

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> > I'm amazed just how many blokes don't wash

> hands

> > after a visit to a public loo. Not a nice

> thought

> > I know

>

> Maybe they keep their knobs clean, and manage not

> to piss on their hands.

If only we all had the girth & length to do so, see I know for a fact that *Bob* kicks the drips off his, with hands on hips as a counter balance.

Really he does...Yah!

W**F

[*Bob*]

Fortunately I don't even need to visit the public bogs.

I can snake mine in under the door and up to a urinal from where I'm sitting at the bar.

[jaybee82]

I used to live with two mates and we had one bathroom, so this was a massive problem. Being particularly fond of the 3am curry (and ensuing dunny devastation compounded by not having a window) you never know what you'd wake up to. I dont have this problem as I've been told mine smell like wild lavender, but its hard for a bloke to change a habit he's had for years so it may be a case of getting used to it if you're considering a long-termer. Just stock up on Haze and Harpic.

Incidentally, I had a girlfriend who used to leave her used feminine hygiene products in the sink. So its not just the lads!

*Edited to take a swipe at a filthy ex*

[DulwichChav]

I knew a girl who would leave her used Dracula tea bags in the ashtray

[woofmarkthedog]

Stop please

"You're grossing me out man!"

W**F

[TillieTrotter]

I sincerely hope you're joking DulwichChav, if not, that is theeeeeeee most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

[HonaloochieB]

DulwichChav Wrote:

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> >

> I knew a girl who would leave her used Dracula tea

> bags in the ashtray

She was a smoker? That's disgusting.

[brum]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> DulwichChav Wrote:

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> > >

> > I knew a girl who would leave her used Dracula

> tea

> > bags in the ashtray

>

> She was a smoker? That's disgusting.

I've never even heard of Dracula tea. Well, I've learnt something today! Where can one buy it? I imagine it quenches the thirst, hence the name.

[bigbadwolf]

TillieTrotter Wrote:

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> I sincerely hope you're joking DulwichChav, if

> not, that is theeeeeeee most disgusting thing I've

> ever heard.

You have no idea the depths that I can go Tillie, no idea.

[RosieH]

Dracula tea bags not particularly gross. I know someone who made a black pudding from their menses...

[bigbadwolf]

I thought eating the Placenta was bad.

[RosieH]

Actually that was a total lie. I've often thought it might be amusing though.

Have I over-shared?

[*Bob*]

I shared a house with a girl who kept a rat down her bra for two years.

Do I win a prize?