Most disgusting thing ever? Dead mouse in loaf of bread

[Sherwick]

PLEASE DON'T CLICK THROUGH TO THE BBC SITE IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH!

A man got the shock of his life when he opened a loaf of bread and found a whole mouse inside.

North Antrim Magistrates Court heard how a man purchased a Hyndman's malt loaf from a supermarket in the Ballymoney area before Christmas 2007.

When he unwrapped the loaf he discovered the small lifeless mammal embedded in the base of the bread.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/8092921.stm

[bigbadwolf]

Could have been worse, could have been a rat.

[????]

I was chuckling thinking now whose gonna be first on this thread?

[bigbadwolf]

My money was on Louisa.

[sophiesofa]

when i first saw that on the bbc this morning i didn't know there was going to be a picture and nearly vommed on my keyboard

[david_carnell]

Could have been dead baby mice in a bottle of wine:

http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/cracked/wong/micewine2.jpg

[bigbadwolf]

It feels good to be bad sometimes doesn't it David.

[jaybee82]

I once saw the face of Jackie Stallone in my bowl of Honey Cheerios. That was pretty terrifying.

[sophiesofa]

that wine bottle has put right off my custard creme

[HonaloochieB]

This is a new venture for Robert 'Mouseman' Thompson, the guy should bring it along to 'Flog It', the jacket jeans and scarf combination who presents it will be in raptures.

[Marmora Man]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> Could have been worse, could have been a rat.

I've been told that in Devon & Cornwall "real" cider (aka scrumpy) has a dead rat in the fermentation to ensure it works well.

[Marmora Man]

The eating of a deep fried amputated penis shown in the last episode of Ashes to Ashes would be hard to swallow!

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

You pig MM - I haven't watched it on catch up yet.

[HonaloochieB]

It's alright PGC, MM is not correct. Watch it away.

[brum]

I can imagine the last moments of that unfortunate mouse's life were akin to the chicken-pie-factory scene in Nick Park's Chicken Run. Except this poor creature didn't escape. And the bakery didn't blow up. You can guess I've a young daughter, can't you.

[Andystar]

Aw, he looked like a little fossil...

I've actually seen worse today..its too gross for this forum tho..

[Moos]

You'll have to take my word for it, but I just did an excellent impression of the mouse.

[Andystar]

Moos Wrote:

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> You'll have to take my word for it, but I just did

> an excellent impression of the mouse.

you baked yourself in a malt loaf??

[bigbadwolf]

No, she's eating cheese.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

Just watched. It's official - I hate MM.

[Moos]

You ain't got nuthin on how I feel about TedMax. It's making me abandon good English.