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HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Daizie, Daizie,

> Give me your answer do!

> I'm half crazy,

> All for the love of you!

> It won't be a stylish marriage,

> I can't afford a carriage

> But you'll look sweet upon the seat

> Of a bicycle made for two.


Lol Hal, i bet you've been waiting to quote that for ages

Mick Mac Wrote:

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> are you fit yourself daizie? I cant declare myself

> in or out until i know what the prize is. Maybe

> you could pm me a suitable picture. I promise not

> to circulate it. Honest.


Mick has a point though, regardless of his 'situation'. You are asking for a lot without saying what you are offering. How about a CV Daizie?

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> bigbadwolf Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > soon you'll be asking to see pictures of

> > Sean wiping his arse!

>

> Have you put it back now? I thought you'd moved

> Sean's toilet cam to check whether Daizies'

> boyfriend was wiping his?


I never moved it. I did however have a very nasty shock when he got excited and started 'fighting with himself', it resulted in a sticky ending. I would never dream of putting any sort of surveillance equipment in Daizie's abode although I did once do a credit check before she entered mine.........lot's of silver ware you see.


HAL9000.


Your replies are rather terrible. PLEASE TRY HARDER IN FUTURE.

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