Extremely rude mother

[Andystar]

I just got accosted by a rude mother whilst getting off my bus, I has my headphones on & saw her looking at me, next thing, she shoved her bags in my arms & ordered me to help her carry the baby buggy off the bus..Next thing, she's telling me to follow her, i pointed out that i was going in the other direction & she just dismissed it with a wave of her hand then she basically ordered me to carry the buggy up some stairs, i was in such shock at her rudeness that i actually did it, then she wanted me to help her inside the house, i finally said no & bailed - she didn't even say thank you. :(

[bigbadwolf]

That's Louisa for you Andy.

[jollybaby]

Andy you are a star!

[SeanMacGabhann]

oh man I wish that was me

I know how disorientating it can be when you are in an earphone-bubble, but whilst I help people with buggies all the time, someone behaving like that? On a Friday night... oh yes please...

I bet she spends a lot of time giving out about society getting worse as well

[KalamityKel]

Pop an invoice through her letterbox and a list of acceptable ways of giving thanks in today's society ;-)

[bigbadwolf]

Or a dogshit or maybe a firework but petrol really gets the message across.

[KalamityKel]

a message that you are a demented teen... yes, quite.

[SeanMacGabhann]

i like Kel's way better

But a lesson in manners in front of other passengers would have hit home harder

[bigbadwolf]

No.......a message saying that you've also got a box of matches that will be coming into contact with the accelerant if you don't get your act together and treat people that have helped you with the respect they deserve........I'll admit though that BBQing them is a bit extreme.

[HonaloochieB]

Was she a 'rude mother' or possibly something else...

"They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother

SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.

THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

She's a complicated person

But no one understands her but her nutritionist

JANE SHAFT!"

[citizenED]

Hey Andystar, leave my mum out of this.

[????]

yup.....all makes sense......

[Narnia]

Andystar Wrote:

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> I just got accosted by a rude mother whilst

> getting off my bus, I has my headphones on & saw

> her looking at me, next thing, she shoved her bags

> in my arms & ordered me to help her carry the baby

> buggy off the bus..Next thing, she's telling me to

> follow her, i pointed out that i was going in the

> other direction & she just dismissed it with a

> wave of her hand then she basically ordered me to

> carry the buggy up some stairs, i was in such

> shock at her rudeness that i actually did it, then

> she wanted me to help her inside the house, i

> finally said no & bailed - she didn't even say

> thank you. :(

As a fiction writer I think you could improve!

[Andystar]

Declan Wrote:

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>

> As a fiction writer I think you could improve!

Erm yeah, if i was a fiction writer, i would have had a better story

[????]

You could do with improving your self assertion and directing your aggression in that case

[dulwichjigsawpuzzler]

Can you describe her and her buggy?

Any scars, loopy ear rings, broken veins, red nose......

[HonaloochieB]

dulwichjigsawpuzzler Wrote:

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> Can you describe her and her buggy?

>

> Any scars, loopy ear rings, broken veins, red

> nose......

Three out of four and it's me.

[Ted Max]

I just got accosted by a rude mother whilst getting off my bus, I has my headphones on & saw her looking at me, next thing, she shoved her bags in my arms & ordered me to help her carry the baby buggy off the bus..Next thing, she's telling me to follow her, i pointed out that i was going in the other direction & she just dismissed it with a wave of her hand then she basically ordered me to carry the buggy up some stairs, i was in such shock at her rudeness that i actually did it, then she wanted me to help her inside the house, i finally said no & bailed - she didn't even say thank you.

I'm thinking Daizie. Is anyone else thinking Daizie?

[HonaloochieB]

Ted Max Wrote:

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> I just got accosted by a rude mother whilst

> getting off my bus, I has my headphones on & saw

> her looking at me, next thing, she shoved her bags

> in my arms & ordered me to help her carry the baby

> buggy off the bus..Next thing, she's telling me to

> follow her, i pointed out that i was going in the

> other direction & she just dismissed it with a

> wave of her hand then she basically ordered me to

> carry the buggy up some stairs, i was in such

> shock at her rudeness that i actually did it, then

> she wanted me to help her inside the house, i

> finally said no & bailed - she didn't even say

> thank you.

>

>

> I'm thinking Daizie. Is anyone else thinking

> Daizie?

No, I assumed that Daizie had never bred.

Not for any particular reason, but I get the impression that she doesn't go in so much for that sort of thing.

Daizie, if you do have children, I apologise profusely, declare you, with absolutely no evidence a Vanessa Phelps Show-style 'great mum' and will get the Daizlets a little something from Soup Dragon.

Cheers.

[matthew123]

>> then she wanted me to help her inside the house, i finally said no & bailed

Who knows what things she'd have ordered you to do next... perhaps the sequel to Misery

[Tony.London Suburbs]

Did she have a ceramic hob Andy?

[gallinello]

What the hell is Soup Dragon, apart from that luvvly, felt creature from The Clangers?

[????]

er.......colourful toy/kids shop on LL

[capt_birdseye]

Andystar Wrote:

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> I just got accosted by a rude mother whilst

> getting off my bus, I has my headphones on & saw

> her looking at me, next thing, she shoved her bags

> in my arms & ordered me to help her carry the baby

> buggy off the bus..Next thing, she's telling me to

> follow her, i pointed out that i was going in the

> other direction & she just dismissed it with a

> wave of her hand then she basically ordered me to

> carry the buggy up some stairs, i was in such

> shock at her rudeness that i actually did it, then

> she wanted me to help her inside the house, i

> finally said no & bailed - she didn't even say

> thank you. :(

The story seems less remarkable when it becomes apparent that this was in fact Andy's wife.

[Andystar]

capt_birdseye Wrote:

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> The story seems less remarkable when it becomes

> apparent that this was in fact Andy's wife.

Argh gross, i have got some taste, I reckon she'd one day become a mother in law from hell, in fact that is a very good description of her. At least i got a laugh from some people on the bus.