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ok before you all shoot me down for posting tosh, I freely admit this post is probably unneccesary and irrelevant to most, but why pray tell have I just been awoken by a man who lives in this street walking down the middle of the road pulling a large suitcase? Tell me your story, man!!! I'm

a shameless curtain twitcher who needs to know!

He didn't look like a thief. Or a newly single man.


Actually, looked like he was calming wheeling his unwanted goods to a charity shop AT 2AM IN THE MORNING!!


Maybe he is an insomniac and we need to start a Horlicks appreciation club together....

Haven't read the entire monstrous suitcase prowler thread, but my instincts are he is an entirely different suitcase puller.


To add additional mystery to this exciting event, I think he may have returned home about an hour later SANS suitcase.


It's all going on in ED.

ontheedge Wrote:

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> Keef Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > He might just be going on his holidays!

> >

> > Boring as it may be, that was my first thought.

>

> My thoughts exactly 6am flight from Stanstead Ryan

> Scare


Oh stop it Keef and OTT, where's the tabloid-style hysteria in an airport trip?

What was he doing not being in a cab, if he was on the way to a supposed airport?

Walking down the middle of the road? In broad night time? Making himself, oh so heard?

Was he heading towards the estate on Denmark Hill? We all know there's something rotten there.

He appears to be a wrong 'un LEDF, on his return question him closely about the matter, weigh and analyse the evidence objectively and then get the EDF posse/vigilante/mob round to his gaffe to run him out of town on a rail.

It's the only language he'll understand.

littleEDfamily Wrote:

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> Haven't read the entire monstrous suitcase prowler

> thread, but my instincts are he is an entirely

> different suitcase puller.

>

> To add additional mystery to this exciting event,

> I think he may have returned home about an hour

> later SANS suitcase.

>

> It's all going on in ED.


Hmmmm... returns an hour later (3 a.m.) - why was it so important to wheel a suitcase down the road at 2 a.m. ? I think we can safely assume what ever was in the suitcase when he left was not in the case when he returned. For someone to carry out this operation at those hours it must have been very important which then beggers the question if it was so important why not transport the case by taxi.

littleEDfamily Wrote:

-------------------------------------------------------

> Haven't read the entire monstrous suitcase prowler

> thread, but my instincts are he is an entirely

> different suitcase puller.

>

> To add additional mystery to this exciting event,

> I think he may have returned home about an hour

> later SANS suitcase.


Why do you think he may have returned SANS suitcase? Why the uncertainty?

A fair question - I feel he may have returned without it as I heard someone return to the house but without the tell tale sound of accompanied baggage that had previously awoken me. By the time I got up out of bed to curtain twitch, the door had closed.


An enigma wrapped up in mystery.

littleEDfamily Wrote:

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> A fair question - I feel he may have returned

> without it as I heard someone return to the house

> but without the tell tale sound of accompanied

> baggage that had previously awoken me. By the time

> I got up out of bed to curtain twitch, the door

> had closed.

>

> An enigma wrapped up in mystery.


And then marinaded in a riddle. enveloped in superstition (that's superstition, not the ordinary stition) and placed in a microwave of mysticism.

For 6x6x6 minutes.

As far as I'm concerned that'll teach someone a lesson.

And they'll get taught up good and proper.

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