The Bishop

[lenk]

A mate of mine has had relations with at least 3 bar staff in there over the years, I'd say they're pretty friendly.

[matthew123]

They should be pretty friendly charging what they do

[woofmarkthedog]

matthew123 Wrote:

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> They should be pretty friendly charging what they

> do

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yeah! but the "extras" are free......ask Lenk

[scott]

Their brief is be engaging and friendly (to a point) at all times, to all people.

See how smiley they'll be today after they have all been made to read this thread at a pre-service meeting.

Please keep me posted.

Scott

[woofmarkthedog]

scott Wrote:

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> Their brief is be engaging and friendly (to a

> point) at all times, to all people.

> See how smiley they'll be today after they have

> all been made to read this thread at a pre-service

> meeting.

> Please keep me posted.

> Scott

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Oh sounds scary "briefed" bar staff, where do they train, MI6 ?

*00*

*talks into lapel button hole*

[annaj]

Excellent work Scott.

So, today the staff at the Bishop will have smiles on their faces, but murder in their eyes, as they try to work out which of the pesky customers complained and earned them a pre-service talking to.

[macroban]

Who will de-brief them later this evening?

[KalamityKel]

It's okies anna Ive taken the initiative of popping in wiv photographs of the offending grumblers :)) ;-)

*in the interests of sensitive readers I'm not serious. Tis all meant in jest**

[matthew123]

Don't think they're any less smiley or friendly than other pubs in East Dulwich.. best way to make barstaff smile more is just give 'em a pay rise! Then happy punters will further fill the tils!

[HonaloochieB]

OK, I haven't read everything on this thread that thoroughly and I might be somewhat 'off the beam' as the young uns would have it, BUT unless I'm completley wrong, if I order a half-pint of wine in a dimpled tankard from one of the young barkeeps in the Bishop, then I'll get to have 'relations' with aforementioned barkeep.

Yowsah! Yowsah! Yowsah!

I'm off to have a bath and apply some Lynx, I'll be there in an hour. Ish.

Oh, and if it's all the same to the management, female would be my first choice.

[flapjackdavey]

only time ive drank in there I was told " you cant sit there ,thats where the dog sits . (??)

[flapjackdavey]

personally , thought it was better years ago when it stank of fags and piss and the carpet stuck to your feet .

[Sue]

Lowering the tone as usual, fjd :))

Edited to say: But yes, I preferred it then too. Wasn't there a patterned swirly carpet as well?

The smell of piss was only as you got near to the gents :))

[Annasfield]

a) - Hona "Yowsah Yowsah Yowsah" Really made me laugh

b) - FJD, Why were you sitting in Clarence's basket?

[matthew123]

Here you go, problem solved, the Japanese have invented a scanner to measure that staff are smiling enough as it will "measure the smile's curvature to ensure it is broad enough."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8146078.stm