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Hey, I had a friend who wore a silver band on her wedding finger and wondered why she couldn't get a man.


When I pointed out the obvious, she said she couldn't take it off because it would be bad luck.


:))


Good luck bbkings, and just go for it - what's the worst that could happen? A bit of embarrassment.

FluffyGalore Wrote:

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> If she's not wearing any rings then it's game on

> for you, doesn't matter if she says she's got a

> BF; no rings, no strings :-) Good luck.



and what if she happens to be a lesbian in a long-term relationship?;-)

and what if she happens to be a lesbian in a long-term relationship?


She will be flattered by the attention nonetheless and go home and brag to her GF that some guy chatted her up in the park. Her GF may become terrified that she may lose her, and to a man, and promptly propose. :))

This is interesting as these are traits I see in myself too :-)


But Jumpinjackflashes description matches pretty well, anyway slept on all the comments and am going to take the plunge next time whether she's married with child or not, if nothing else, just to make her day.

FluffyGalore Wrote:

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> and what if she happens to be a lesbian in a

> long-term relationship?

>

> She will be flattered by the attention nonetheless

> and go home and brag to her GF that some guy

> chatted her up in the park. Her GF may become

> terrified that she may lose her, and to a man, and

> promptly propose. :))



Or she may knee him in the groin, poke his eyes out and set the dog on him...oooh gosh, you've got me going now!

monica Wrote:

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> What a lovely story, I Agree with whoever

> suggested striking up a conversation about her

> lovely dog, go for it life is too short for ifs

> and buts.(Im married and totally in love, but I

> have a crush and its lovely but strange because I

> have a crush at my age>:D<)


Does your husband know?

FluffyGalore Wrote:

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> Or she may knee him in the groin, poke his eyes

> out and set the dog on him...oooh gosh, you've got

> me going now!

>

> Can't say I've ever done that to a man who's tried

> to chat me up, even though a few of them had been

> beaten with he ugly stick.



I initially read that as you beat them with their own ugly sticks.

bbkings Wrote:

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> This is interesting as these are traits I see in

> myself too :-)

>

> But Jumpinjackflashes description matches pretty

> well, anyway slept on all the comments and am

> going to take the plunge next time whether she's

> married with child or not, if nothing else, just

> to make her day.


Bad move there BB, ignore the life style coaches on here telling you to'go for it' and 'faint heart never won fair maid'.

Shadenfreude junkies all of them.

No, worship her from afar and forever wonder what might have been. Play sad songs on the stereo and have a little weep in an ecstacy of melancholy.

You'll probably get a few songs/poems/short stories out of it.

Or a limerick anyway.

jumpinjackflash Wrote:

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> monica Wrote:

> --------------------------------------------------

> -----

> > What a lovely story, I Agree with whoever

> > suggested striking up a conversation about her

> > lovely dog, go for it life is too short for ifs

> > and buts.(Im married and totally in love, but I

> > have a crush and its lovely but strange because

> I

> > have a crush at my age>:D

> Does your husband know?



Well?;-)

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