Michael Palaeologus Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 After a weekend of a high red meat and high red wine diet, the stench of my windy-pops actually woke me up last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daizie Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 LOL, no Tony, she lived in West Dulwich then moved to Surrey some years ago . We too had many laughs :)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 MP - did they wake the neighbours?Fanny farts - they are funny - you can do handstands to get one but they aren't very loud! If you could hear your friend's ones then she must be a bit special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 LegalEagle-ish Wrote:-------------------------------------------------------> MP - did they wake the neighbours?I don't think Michael will know that Legal since he's not talking to his neighbours any more. This is due to his farts setting off all their car alarms at 6 in the morning.He's pretty regular with his wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Palaeologus Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I once saw a show in Bangkok where various musical instruments were played and various objects propelled through the medium of fanny-farts.There then followed an earnest debate how the performers found out that they had such powers. Was it:1 - Passed down from Mother to Daughteror2 - Learned at College - with an NVQ in Vaginal Propellant Studies Level 2 attained My own flatus is less well controlled, but it does keep the foxes at bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Newbie Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I love farting too and i'm a girl! My best trick is to fart in bed and dont move. As disgusting it is, it will actually stew in your duvet and sooner or later my partner will move......probably becaue he wondering why I'm giggling to myself!Funny every single time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Ah yes Dutch Ovens I think you'll find is the term for farting in bed to get the duvet warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 I prefer the term 'wave machine'.To really benefit from the effect of a particular noxious, rectal meltdown I assume the birthing position to really clear the way for the impending hurricane that's about to exit my balloon knot.Summon the full cooperation of your diaphram and really force the gas out.Waft the results up to your nose by causing a ripple across the duvet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Newbie Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Accidents happen that way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadwolf Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 No they don't newbie. I've been doing it for years and I've never suffered from any grape shot miss-fire.If I do, you'll be the first to hear about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 One of the greatest farters of all time."Give us a showstopper." Derek & Clive - Ross McPharter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LegalEagle-ish Posted August 18, 2009 Author Share Posted August 18, 2009 Next drinks, we'll have to have a fart competition. Who wants to be a judge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 The most famous Flatulist (judged by volume rather than aroma) was probably the Frenchman known as Le P?tomane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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