My farts stink

[Michael Palaeologus]

After a weekend of a high red meat and high red wine diet, the stench of my windy-pops actually woke me up last night.

[daizie]

LOL, no Tony, she lived in West Dulwich then moved to Surrey some years ago . We too had many laughs :))

[LegalEagle-ish]

MP - did they wake the neighbours?

Fanny farts - they are funny - you can do handstands to get one but they aren't very loud! If you could hear your friend's ones then she must be a bit special!

[bigbadwolf]

LegalEagle-ish Wrote:

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> MP - did they wake the neighbours?

I don't think Michael will know that Legal since he's not talking to his neighbours any more. This is due to his farts setting off all their car alarms at 6 in the morning.

He's pretty regular with his wind.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I once saw a show in Bangkok where various musical instruments were played and various objects propelled through the medium of fanny-farts.

There then followed an earnest debate how the performers found out that they had such powers. Was it:

1 - Passed down from Mother to Daughter

or

2 - Learned at College - with an NVQ in Vaginal Propellant Studies Level 2 attained

My own flatus is less well controlled, but it does keep the foxes at bay.

[ED Newbie]

I love farting too and i'm a girl! My best trick is to fart in bed and dont move. As disgusting it is, it will actually stew in your duvet and sooner or later my partner will move......probably becaue he wondering why I'm giggling to myself!Funny every single time.

[Jah Lush]

Ah yes Dutch Ovens I think you'll find is the term for farting in bed to get the duvet warm.

[bigbadwolf]

I prefer the term 'wave machine'.

To really benefit from the effect of a particular noxious, rectal meltdown I assume the birthing position to really clear the way for the impending hurricane that's about to exit my balloon knot.

Summon the full cooperation of your diaphram and really force the gas out.

Waft the results up to your nose by causing a ripple across the duvet.

[ED Newbie]

Accidents happen that way!

[bigbadwolf]

No they don't newbie. I've been doing it for years and I've never suffered from any grape shot miss-fire.

If I do, you'll be the first to hear about it.

[Jah Lush]

One of the greatest farters of all time.

"Give us a showstopper."

Derek & Clive - Ross McPharter

[LegalEagle-ish]

Next drinks, we'll have to have a fart competition. Who wants to be a judge?

[HAL9000]

The most famous Flatulist (judged by volume rather than aroma) was probably the Frenchman known as Le P?tomane.