Come out come out, where ever you are...

[Muley]

I didn't say Moos wouldn't kick your arse should the need arise, just that she'd do it calmly and gracefully!

[Brendan]

In this fashion perhaps,

"I agree, Daizie. Any woman that would prefer to see other women being selected for their jobs based on their qualifications rather than their tits clearly just needs a good seeing-to. Well said."

[bigbadwolf]

Just for the record I've had my arse kicked all over the shop by Moos for being either rude, smutty, offensive, jingoistic, aggresive, brash, and allsorts of other carry on's. It's a humbling experience by any stretch of the imagination but the only thing I can't get my head round is that after a fierce tongue lashing from her I always smell better.

[Moos]

Gosh, Muley, you're very nice, whoever you are! Thank you.

????, it's definitely a personal thing. I didn't really mean it as a criticism, but I think it's a strong characteristic of the forum. If every discussion was very polite and sensitive to others' hurt feelings probably quite a lot of forumites would be bored silly. I sometimes get angry and make sharp comments, and I love joining in silly or lighthearted discussions, but the ones where the topic is close to my heart I often steer clear of, as I know I will get upset if I join in. Silly really, as those are the ones that are the most important... but then again I've always used the forum to have a giggle more than to engage in serious debate.

[Moos]

Chuffing Norah, talk about cross-posting, with both Brendan and bbw...

[bigbadwolf]

Jesus wept Moos you're not from up north are you?

[Moos]

Not technically, but have lots of Northern blood, and a definite taste for Northern expressions.

"Shining like a sh1tty back door on a frosty night" was a favourite of my ex's grandma. No idea what it means, but I love it all the same.

[Muley]

OK, OK...

Moos would kick your arse gracefully

Ted Max would hand you your arse on a plate

BBW would bite you in the arse

David Carnell would advise you on where to get your arse well tailored

Honaloochie would make you laugh your arse off

Annaj and BN5 would cure your arse of all ills

Etc, etc.

[????]

Northern Grandma, PAH! Moos is an avid fan of "t'street" I reckon.....

[bigbadwolf]

"Northern Grandma, PAH! Moos is an avid fan of "t'street" I reckon....."

Sorry Moos. I tried my hardest but in the end I just couldn't help it.

http://www.encoremagazine.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/lizsmith.jpg

[david_carnell]

"get your arse well tailored" - is that a euphemism?

[Moos]

I do like a well-tailored arse.

[RosieH]

Ooh, a well-tailored arse. Nothing like a tweed-clad hiney to proclaim the advent of autumn.

(and BBW, that ain't t'Street, does tha know nowt lad?)

[bigbadwolf]

Ekkythump lass, of course thar knoer that.

[david_carnell]

Moos Wrote:

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> I do like a well-tailored arse.

I know. I still bear the bruises from last time.

[HAL9000]

RosieH Wrote:

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> I am a temporarily humourless, temporary unijambiste

Are you regenerating a limb Salamander-fashion or have I misunderstood "temporary" unidexter?

[RosieH]

HAL, t'was hyperbole (largely to give me licence to use the word "unijambiste", which is one of my very, very favourites).

I am in possession of two whole legs: it's rather irksome, but one of them isn't fully functioning currently; however, I do expect it to be so presently.

[Ted Max]

We're just going round in circles, here, Rosie.

Well, you are.

[RosieH]

Like a haggis

[Muley]

In a microwave