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Just for the record I've had my arse kicked all over the shop by Moos for being either rude, smutty, offensive, jingoistic, aggresive, brash, and allsorts of other carry on's. It's a humbling experience by any stretch of the imagination but the only thing I can't get my head round is that after a fierce tongue lashing from her I always smell better.

Gosh, Muley, you're very nice, whoever you are! Thank you.


????, it's definitely a personal thing. I didn't really mean it as a criticism, but I think it's a strong characteristic of the forum. If every discussion was very polite and sensitive to others' hurt feelings probably quite a lot of forumites would be bored silly. I sometimes get angry and make sharp comments, and I love joining in silly or lighthearted discussions, but the ones where the topic is close to my heart I often steer clear of, as I know I will get upset if I join in. Silly really, as those are the ones that are the most important... but then again I've always used the forum to have a giggle more than to engage in serious debate.

OK, OK...


Moos would kick your arse gracefully


Ted Max would hand you your arse on a plate


BBW would bite you in the arse


David Carnell would advise you on where to get your arse well tailored


Honaloochie would make you laugh your arse off


Annaj and BN5 would cure your arse of all ills


Etc, etc.

HAL, t'was hyperbole (largely to give me licence to use the word "unijambiste", which is one of my very, very favourites).


I am in possession of two whole legs: it's rather irksome, but one of them isn't fully functioning currently; however, I do expect it to be so presently.

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