Puff or coke anyone? (Offered in ED) (Lounged)

[Moos]

Mr. Moos grew a beard recently, and I liked it a lot.

That said, beards are definitely ageing.

[Brendan]

Yes beards do age, like their wearers they are unfortunately trapped in the inevitable tumble of time.

[JetSetWilly]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> That's a very poor and shoddy way to go about

> business. What if you were a policeman. The guy

> was obviously one gram short of an eight ball.

what if he was a policeman?

[HAL9000]

JetSetWilly Wrote:

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> what if he was a policeman?

That would be blatant entrapment, of course, but I think prosecution arising there from isn't barred under English Criminal Law - one of the few countries where it isn't - unless it was repealed when the HRA was enacted? I recall several cases going before Strasbourg on just that issue in the 90s. Anyone know the current position?

[Administrator]

Lounged

[benjaminty]

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[Brendan]

Good point. When last did you see a copper with a beard? Reason enough not to trust the feckers.

[bigbadwolf]

"Walked into a newsagent in East Dulwich today and a guy followed me in and asked if I wanted any ganja.... I ignored him and he asked me another 2 times before telling him I didn't smoke. Then he decided that I might want some coke and thrust 2 telephone numbers into my hand."

I don't see what the big fuss is Ben. If you were given the choice of having a young salesman offering you contraband/drugs at a reasonable rate or being called 3 to 4 times a day enquiring as to whether you have the appropriate funeral cover or if you would like to switch energy supplier I know what I prefer.

[HonaloochieB]

I was once in The Spice Of Life at Cambridge Circus having a couple of swallies with my boy.

Over in the corner was Irvine Welsh with a group of friends, even at a distance it was easy to discern he was off his tits.

While my son was at the bar, a young South African woman sitting next to us leaned over and enquired if I "knew where she could meet charlie"?

It was exhilerating to be able to tell her that while I wasn't in a position to assist her myself, if she would care to ask the bald Scottish gent in the corner he could possibly advise her on the matter.

Quite made my evening.

[Brendan]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> While my son was at the bar, a young South African

> woman sitting next to us leaned over and enquired

> if I "knew where she could meet charlie"...

I've really got to cut my hair.

[benjaminty]

it's always the bearded women who are the worst!

did Irvine "sort it?"

[HonaloochieB]

Brendan Wrote:

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> HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> -----

>

> > While my son was at the bar, a young South

> African

> > woman sitting next to us leaned over and

> enquired

> > if I "knew where she could meet charlie"...

>

> I've really got to cut my hair.

A trim wouldn't hurt, alright.

[bigbadwolf]

Is it physically possible to snort coke whilst sporting a full on beard?

[Brendan]

I wouldn?t know guv.

[bigbadwolf]

I was thinking along the line (sorry) of this;

http://sawkick.com/wp-content/media/2007/08/Tony_Montana_Coke.jpg

+

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2a/Albert1.jpg/150px-Albert1.jpg

Say hello to my bearded friend!!

[????]

I currently sport a beard

[benjaminty]

how do you find it?

[bigbadwolf]

It found him.

[Jah Lush]

Well, if you stick a note up your bugle I can't see the problem.

[????]

round my mouth

[Brendan]

Really? Mine are mostly on me chin.

Well mostly in the bin

Since I 'av shavin

[????]

Mine has a distinguished bit of grey to it, which will get Sean speculating that I touch up my Barnet again

[Brendan]

jlhjohjh hhjg hg yhglib bvi;/uygbihjhjh

[Moos]

And that was 'My Highland Lass' by Brendan - thank you, Brendan.

Next up, ladies and gentleman, is ???? singing 'A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End', and what a treat it will be. Take it away, Quids.

[ruffers]

max wellhouse Wrote:

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> At least the guy was showing some initiative!

>

> In the current downturn, it's not enough just to

> stand on street corners, offering your wares. I

> commend this chap on showing entrepreneurial

> spirit and a more proactive approach to drug

> dealing.

>

> Perhaps he might also like to think about offering

> a midweek discount when business is slow, or even

> a BOGOF deal (buy some ganja, get some ketamine

> free)!?

Interesting exchange rate there. effect per ? ketamine has to be leading. Not necessarily good effect, but on a Wednesday???