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Grok Wrote:

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> I was told by the security guard that the basket

> contained some raw steak, tea bags, and sweets.

> Sounds like a basket of food a skint dad may have

> taken when pushed to the limits by a Govt that is

> trying to cut IN WORK benefits.



You'll break your knees making that massive leap to a conclusion. You could just as easily infer that it was a terrorist, drug dealer, kleptomaniac, Father Christmas impersonator or public schoolboy.


It must be satisfying being able to see evidence for your world view in any action, no matter whether there's any logical basis for that inference or not.

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DaveR Wrote:

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> "I was told by the security guard that the basket

> contained some raw steak, tea bags, and

> sweets...."

>

> Maybe a very challenging episode of ready steady

> cook?


Or - The Apprentice.

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Back in the day before the day when we were very poor, my flatmate used to take breakfast in the Co-op. His particular favourite was a pasty from the cold cabinet which he would unwrap and eat before getting to the checkout with a pint of milk.
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Azira Wrote:

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> I've been so poor I lived off nothing but porridge

> for several months, and funnily enough I never

> once felt the need to steal.


If you had you'd now be doing porridge


now where's my coat?

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Cannot see why the Co-op would be that concerned abort people nicking some of their produce.


1/2 of it is at its use by date or over its best by date. Saves them the trouble of having to dispose of it.


Perhaps they (and other supermarkets) should have a 'Please Help Yourself' section.


Foxy.

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Or Lady Isobel Barnett, years ago, tuna I think, with the aid of a poacher's bag. And she was a JP. Giving credence to the theory mooted here that if it's in you to steal you will - unlike most people who patiently queue in the Coop.
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aerie Wrote:

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> Or Lady Isobel Barnett, years ago, tuna I think,

> with the aid of a poacher's bag. And she was a JP.

> Giving credence to the theory mooted here that if

> it's in you to steal you will - unlike most people

> who patiently queue in the Coop.



Poor Lady Barnett subsequently killed herself because of the shame of the publicity.


And since she clearly didn't need to steal groceries, was probably genuinely ill or forgetful.

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exactly Azira, as per my point that LIB was wearing a poacher's bag inside her coat, and yes she committed suicide by electrocution, proving that she shoplifted for kicks. Not because there was a tory covernment: however, why is it that from 5-6 pm peak time there are only 2 cashiers operating at the Coop
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