Whose face would you like to slap?

[woofmarkthedog]

Foxie

I bet your mum made him the odd "dicky bow" though.

W**F

[bigbadwolf]

No Woof, she didn't.

[bigbadwolf]

I bet your dad shagged him though.

[woofmarkthedog]

bigbadwolf Wrote:

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> I bet your dad shagged him though.

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He's been dead 30 odd years but still it could have happened.

W**F

[jumpinjackflash]

Russell Brand

Tara Palmer Tompkinson

Katie Price

Gordon Brown

Most Premiership footballers (and their WAGS)

Natalie Cassidy

Everyone who has had their home featured on 'How clean is your house' (filthy pigs)

Every Big Brother contestant

Jack Tweedy

Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna and whoever follows that macrobatic diet shite

George Bush

Miserable cow who works security in my office

HW (a colleague)

Keira Knightly

that'll do for now

[Ted Max]

Horace Walpole?

Hetty Wainthrop?

Harriet Walter?

[Brendan]

Interesting track listing, what band is it?

[*Bob*]

Neil Armstrong

Nelson Mandela

David Attenborough

[Brendan]

You missed off Mother Teresa

[*Bob*]

Even I draw the line at slapping the dead.

[Ted Max]

David Attenborough is a dreamy swoonboat.

[*Bob*]

He may be a 'swoonboat' (whatever that is, Ted) to you - but I want to slap him. Yes, you heard right. Slap him. Hard.

GOD how I HATE bloody DAVID SODDING ATTENBOROUGH. He makes me SICK. Just looking at him, all sad with his weepy animal eyes, pawing at the camera like some bleating water buffalo with a stiffy. Jesus wept GIVE IT A REST, man.

[*Bob*]

And Armstong.

So you went to the moon. SO WHAT? So you trod on it first. Do I look impressed? You jumped-up little fairgound ride operative. Yeah? YEAH? You WHAT?

Ever done anything since 1969? No, don't think so. Busted, Neil.. Busted.

[*Bob*]

And as for Mandela, well. All that 'ending apartheid' stuff. BIG DEAL.

Next.

[Ted Max]

I like that Harry from McFly, though. He's seems a nice boy.

[Ted Max]

I was promised a free Nelson Mandela, and did I get one when I bought the record? Did I arses.

[Ted Max]

David Attenborough's always on my telly moaning about how there's too many people in the world these days. Hurry up and make it one less, then, old man.

[Jah Lush]

Kerry Katona. She put the slap in slapper. What kind of think stupid old tart is that? She's only got fart and she's up the duff again. Silly cow.

[Keef]

Pretty harsh Jah, what did she ever do to you? Bet you'd never say things like that about Marianne Faithfull, whom was far bigger a slapper than Kerry Katona seems to be!

I am no fan of KK, but I really don't see why she gets so much sh!t from everybody.

[bigbadwolf]

You fancy her don't you Keef.

[Keef]

No actually. I'd pick a young Marianne Faithfull any day.

[bigbadwolf]

What, even if she shopped at Iceland?

[Keef]

I sometimes shop at Iceland.

[Jah Lush]

Harsh but fair Keef.

[bigbadwolf]

"Harsh but fair Keef."

So is shopping at Somerfield.