Things to do when the Forum's down?

[flapjackdavey]

phone people up , like in the good old days .

or go on the Brixton Urban 75 forum and annoy the baby eating anarchists ... I went on there a few years ago when the Big Chill Forum went down .. ended up having a row with somebody

[computedshorty]

?

[Andystar]

i shall be kissing cute women hopefully

[HonaloochieB]

Andystar Wrote:

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> i shall be kissing cute women hopefully

One should always kiss a woman with hope, and when you've done that be faithful.

If you can't and she lands in the family way, then be charitable to the bastard.

To act otherwise is to be the rankest form of cad, and for that sir expect to be horsewhipped on the steps of your club, and what's more cut by the county.

[HonaloochieB]

Andystar Wrote:

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> i shall be kissing cute women hopefully

But really? Kissing cute women for two hole weeks?

That's a fortnight in old time.

I reckon you're like that bloke Marc Bolan wrote about in Telegram Sam.

#Purple Pie Pete, Purple Pie Pete, his lips are like lightning, girls melt in the heat#

You know what? Ruddy good luck to you. Go on son, fill yer boots.

[EDKiwi]

I'm half expecting to wander into the CPT and find labels on the tables stating different topics and forumites wandering between them making comments in turn, and ???? lurking in the background dashing from table to table shouting '100' at the appropriate moment.

[charliecharlie]

veeeery good idea.... think we should try it.... genius

xxcc

[HonaloochieB]

Relax. Don't do it.

[charliecharlie]

what are hole weeks HB? sounds very dodgy to me....

Mark goes on holiday and the place turns into a den of iniquity.... blimey...

http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/ClassicStock/images/prevs/CLAS000242.jpg

[HonaloochieB]

charliecharlie Wrote:

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> >

> what are hole weeks HB? sounds very dodgy to

> me....

>

> Mark goes on holiday and the place turns into a

> den of iniquity.... blimey...

> http://www.topfoto.co.uk/gallery/ClassicStock/imag

> es/prevs/CLAS000242.jpg

Crikey Charlies, let's hope the Freudians don't get holed of this, who knows where it might lead.

[Mick Mac]

giggirl Wrote:

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> Does anyone have Series 5 of the Wire? Can do

> swapsies for Sex In The City OR a couple of

> Coronas (not both mind, that would be taking

> advantage of my good nature).

I have all 5 GG. I am still on series 1. PM me if you are keen. Don't need the sex in the city though, you can have it as a thank you for the Florence advice.

[Muley]

We could all write a letter to Admin begging him to abandon his holiday plans. Post being what it is at present they should get to him in about, ooh, two weeks or so...

[mockney piers]

That reminds mem of Spaced

twist - Have sex, thats all you want to do, I'm not here just for on thing. Why can't you see me as a whole Brian?

brian - I do

twist - no brian. A whole, with a w!

Brian - oh

[SimonM]

"Spaced" is being repeated on Dave from next week - more excellent displacement therapy!

[Jah Lush]

SimonM Wrote:

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> "Spaced" is being repeated on Dave from next week

> - more excellent displacement therapy!

What! I'm aghast you do not have the boxset. Every home should own one.

I shall be reading Tolstoy's War And Peace.

[Pickle]

In 9 months time, when walking down LL you get rammed by even more buggies and encounter even more stressed out Mummies, you'll know the forum's to blame!

[Brendan]

Tolstoy - shmolstoy, I have never seen Spaced, it aired prior to the winds of chance washing me up on these fair shores.

I have heard a lot about it and I?m looking forward to be seeing it.

Watching something on Dave that I haven?t already seen will also be a novelty.

[Jah Lush]

You'll love it Brendan. It's brilliant.

[SeanMacGabhann]

It's better than The Pixies

[Windom]

sitting in a darkened room listening to Sade

[Brendan]

SeanMacGabhann Wrote:

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> It's better than The Pixies

I'm going to hold you to that

[Jah Lush]

Windom Wrote:

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> sitting in a darkened room listening to Sade

That's torture to some people. I'm sure they used the same technique at Abu Ghraide.

[Peckhamgatecrasher]

I think Windom forgot the 'l' - that makes it much more fun.

[SteveT]

Jah Lush has it, get a classic like Nicholas Nickleby or Bleak House and read it for the next two weeks.

Then you will have read a classic, which is something we have all meant to do, though few succeed.

Ps. you can cheat if you are rich and get the unabridged audio version down-loaded to your mp3 for under a tenner.

You have to concentrate, but you can always rewind if you nod off.

[Keef]

Brendan, Spaced is class. If you skin up, it's even better!