Lazy b@st@rd tips

[RosieH]

I have just discovered that I don't have any washing powder.

I can't be bothered to get dressed and go out to buy some, yet I must have clean clothes for when I go to see Jarvis tomorrow and make him fall in love with me.

Is there anything else I can use instead? I mean, for instance, just how bad would it be if I used shower gel or shampoo?

Don't judge me.

[Applespider]

Do you know your neighbours well enough to show up on their doorstep in a bathrobe?

Not convinced on the shampoo front - since not sure it will last through the cycle. You could try grating some normal soap and adding some bicarbonate of soda to freshen the smell more.

[daizie]

Be careful it doesnt give you an itchy fanny .

[Mick Mac]

I recommend dishwasher tablets. That should make your clotes squeaky clean.

[Michael Palaeologus]

I believe Sandersons Specific can also be used to wash fabrics.

[skidmarks]

My mate used shower gel once...he smelt like he climbed out of a swamp. Don't do it!

[????]

Washing up liquid should be ok - is this all for Jarvis as in Jarvis 'soap dodger' Cocker?

[giggirl]

Rosie I don't want to judge you honey but you're making it really hard. YOU NEED TO GO TO THE SHOP YOU LAZY SO AND SO.

Alternatively, if you're anywhere near Silvester Road PM me and I'll sort you out.

[RosieH]

???? - you make a good point - yes it's for him and he's clearly stinky so won't care

gigi - I know, I know, but I'm poorly and I'm not dressed. Ah sod it, sure I've got something clean somewhere...

[skidmarks]

Washing up liquid will foam up like anything and start coming out of the powder draw. Ever seen bubble bath put in a Jacuzzi?!

[Ted Max]

Tweets:

H8in peeps that r 2 poorly for their "friends", but NOT TOO POORLY FOR JARVIS.

[RosieH]

hahaha, busted - BUT THAT WAS 3 DAYS AGO - oh man...

[Mick Mac]

RosieH Wrote:

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>

> I know, I know, but I'm poorly and I'm not

> dressed.

Oh - I think we can spare some washing powder Rosie. Now where do you live again?

[Ted Max]

That's a bit Bold, Mick.

[woofmarkthedog]

Applespider Wrote:

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> Do you know your neighbours well enough to show up

> on their doorstep in a bathrobe?

>

> Not convinced on the shampoo front - since not

> sure it will last through the cycle. You could

> try grating some normal soap and adding some

> bicarbonate of soda to freshen the smell more.

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Whilst treading the items in a wooden barrel in the garden ?

[KalamityKel]

Could you not just buy some new clothes on ur way to... no thats silly :-$ *shuts up*

[Brendan]

Kill 2 birds with one stone and just go naked.

You may want to take an overcoat for the journey though.

[computedshorty]

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[Moos]

Rosie! DUH!

Buy new clothes!!

This is an excuse for shopping. Take it!

[HonaloochieB]

Oh stop fishing for compliments RosieH, every chap on here knows perfectly well that two to three day female musk

is about alluring as it gets. Live like common people for once in your life.

Anyway we all know that you've always got some soap residue in all those Daz box and wallpaper magazine racks you go around making.

Hope it all went well and that Jarv decided that a RosieH by any other name would smell as feet. In the nicest possible way.