Sense of humour for sale

[pbateman]

Daizie is that a serious question?

And Ladymuck, who the hell is Wes?

[daizie]

Ark at huguenot , old mr nasty pants himself .

Of course im serious pbateman, i am a single girl looking for love (?)

[daizie]

Ark at huguenot , old mr nasty pants himself .

Of course im serious pbateman, i am a single girl looking for love (?)

[RosieH]

If this is like secondary school pbateman, are you the bitter kid with acne who's about to get himself a Matrix leather coat from Camden and go postal on our sorry asses?

[RosieH]

If this is like secondary school pbateman, are you the bitter kid with acne who's about to get himself a Matrix leather coat from Camden and go postal on our sorry asses?

[Ladymuck]

pbateman Wrote:

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> And Ladymuck, who the hell is Wes?

"WES" is an abbreviation for "Wild Endangered Specie" aka "BBW" (an abbreviation of "bigbadwolf")

[Ladymuck]

pbateman Wrote:

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> And Ladymuck, who the hell is Wes?

"WES" is an abbreviation for "Wild Endangered Specie" aka "BBW" (an abbreviation of "bigbadwolf")

[HonaloochieB]

pbateman Wrote:

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> No- I am not an 'old friend'. Is it too difficult

> to fathom that more than one person can stumble

> across the forum and feel absolute repulsion for

> the state of mankind...

>

> I have only recently been introduced to the forum,

> and find the whole thing aboslutely baffling. It

> reminds me of secondary school, except well,

> no...there is no difference really...

Oh hush Patrick, of course there are differences between the EDF and secondary school.

On here, there is no English master throwing blackboard rubbers at you.

No bully of a 'Makem' gym teacher to damage your ear drum with a spontaneous clout for I know not what.

No woodwork teacher/drone who will lob a mallet at your head if you're apparently not paying attention.

No formal corporal punishment, and even better the spontaneity of arbitrary physical discipline involving plimsoles, cricket bats, open hands and fists never happens. Though I've never attended an EDF drinks get together, so who knows.

Latin is usually kept to a minimum.

If there are any sexually predatory priests posting, they're keeping themselves to themselves.

If people want to smoke, they don't have to congregate in the bogs.

So you see, Patrick, no similarity to a secondary school whatsoever.

But, are you CHEWING?

[Ladymuck]

HonaloochieB Wrote:

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> Latin is usually kept to a minimum.

Actually HB - that isn't quite true - see Christmas Carol and ED Single Men threads (of all places)!

Other than that:

*curled up on floor laughing*

Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes

[pbateman]

Huguenot Wrote:

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> Have you come onto the forum just to be rude to

> people? How does that make you feel?

>

> A psychologist would have a field day!

>

> Do you have an example of this 'sense of humour',

> I've sifted through your posts, but...?

No I have come onto the forum to post useless nonsense just like everyone else...

I think a psychologist would have a field day analysing the majority of people who post on here...something about their inability to form 'real' relationships...

My sense of humour manifests itself in the 'real world'...a place where the majority of people on here won't be familiar with.

[SteveT]

HonaloochieB wrote:- Run it past Andrew Neil, he's worn his first one into the ground.

It wouldn't take much to wear out as it was pretty fragile and rather thin, though some see him as a bit of a joke.

[????]

only 39 post and pbateman will be leaving us for the real world with his priceless sense of humour

[Jah Lush]

Hi Lawrence.

[????]

,,,,and the name 'bateman' ...geddit

[*Bob*]

pbateman Wrote:

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> I am looking to sell a sense of humour- please

> contact me for more details.

'Sold as seen'?

[pbateman]

*Bob* Wrote:

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> pbateman Wrote:

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> > I am looking to sell a sense of humour- please

> > contact me for more details.

>

>

> 'Sold as seen'?

Why are you reading this thread...u obviously dont need to buy a sense of humour...

The fact that ???? has checked to see how many posts I have made is also highly amusing...

Yawn. Let's round up this thread; guys and gals- GET OUT MORE.

[Moos]

Hee hee, I'm buying!

[daizie]

No dont wanna

[Moos]

Ah, c'mon Daizie! This is priceless.

[mockney piers]

Noo, not wolfie's style, this is more like someone who considers everyone else as failed people who own bugaboos smugly.

[mockney piers]

Though Patrick Bateman's sense of humour was questionable to say the least (though I find it hard to criticise anyone with a penchant for Genesis), Brett Easton Ellis' is superlative, I trust our new friend leans toward the latter rather than the former.

[Ladymuck]

Well I find him funny...but then I'm easily amused! Hey ho...

[????]

well the poster certainly has a penchant for labels and hints of mysogony...i'd forgotten the Genesis thing

[Horsebox]

Surely this is in the wrong section?

Can a mod/admin please move it?

[mockney piers]

I am loving the concern for our well-being, especially that we should leave our screens (they turns your eyes square you know) and abodes, I must say.

Very unpatrick like though, it almost shows a regard beyond one's own sociopathic ego.

1/10 for staying in character.