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Being an 'Ecovandal' may not be rude but it certainly is disgusting. To think that its going on in my very own street. You just wouldn't expect it around here, this is a nice neighbourhood! And this as well as their activity inside the car... it really is too much to swallow. ;-)

Brum I'm shocked at you - dogging in ED indeedy.


My eye strayed to the top shelf in the newsagent this morning and I saw THREE - not ONE but THREE - porno magazines for those with a taste for naked tattooed ladies. Had there just been the one I would have shrugged it off - but THREE. I ask you. Where have I been? I must be leading a sheltered life.

Brum, the answer is obvious.


In these times of global warming, exotic beasties are invading our shores. Tiger Clams are crawling up our sewerage pipes, panthers follow Keef around the streets of Sydenham.


Clearly, a poisonous serpent has slipped into the car unseen and had then lurked in the footwell of the drivers seat waiting for a dastardly opportunity. The driver, in his innocence, had leapt into his Motor, started his engine, changed gear, enraged the snake and was then bitten on the todger for his pains.


The young lady then had no choice but to suck out the poison. Not wishing to ingest the poison, she would have then, well, erm ...


BRUM - DID YOU SEE HER SPIT??

HAL9000 Wrote:

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> Is there an amnesty on public blowjobs this week,

> or something?

>

> Where's the local "report them to the police"

> crowd when you need them?


Shouldn't a car be considered private property (so long as it's parked legally) and thus any actions that take place therein be no one else's business Hal? Really, shouldn't you be calling for a clampdown on local snoopers. Unless you're a little bit jealous of course.

Declan Wrote: Shouldn't a car be considered private property (so long as it's parked legally) and thus any actions that take place therein be no one else's business Hal?



It depends on how good a condition the vehicle in questions suspension is in. Or if the handbrake is engaged.

I've no problem with adventurous couples - or contractors and clients - putting a stationary vehicle through it's paces. Although admittedly, I thought that's what happend during an M.O.T. I just think it would be more considerate if they kept it to the Rugby club carpark.

Amazing that a lady of East Dulwich would participate in such a practice, if perchance it was not a life saving procedure. Must have been from Peckham.


HAL, I suspect that it is no lack of prudishness, its just most of them dont understand to what we are alluding, much like Queen Victoria.

Michael Palaeologus Wrote: Amazing that a lady of East Dulwich would participate in such a practice, if perchance it was not a life saving procedure.



Indeed Michael. And I'm sure the lady in question looked down her nose at the oikish intrusion with most disdain. With a little flaring of the nostrils as well which is so en-vogue amongst the MTV collective.

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