Favourite quotes

[Keef]

When challenged by the American columnist and wit Franklin P Adams to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence, Dorothy Parker came up with.

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"

[jumpinjackflash]

"I don't do exercise. If God had wanted me to bend down he would have put diamonds on the floor."

Joan Rivers

[KidKruger]

"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we now know we don?t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. These are things we do not know we don?t know." - former US Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld on February 12, 2002

"I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

[KidKruger]

"Things will not be necessarily continuous.

The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous

Ought not to be characterized as a pause.

There will be some things that people will see.

There will be some things that people won't see.

And life goes on." Donald Rumsfeld - 2001, Department of Defense news briefing

"What a dick !" - KidKruger

[Jah Lush]

"Ambition is the last refuge of a failure." - Oscar Wilde.

[mockney piers]

Quids, that's one of my favourites too though I'm pretty sure it was Dean Martin, who also said:

"you're not drunk if you can lie in the floor without holding on"

Hollywood don't make em like they used to that's for sure!!

[TillieTrotter]

A true friend always stabs you in the front. Oscar Wilde

[Roll Deep]

Please sir, I want some more.

More? More!?!?

2008 Treasury bailout.

[first mate]

"Don't try to keep up with the Jones', drag them down to your level." Quentin Crisp

[titch juicy]

Winston Churchill upon being told by his Butler that the Lord Privy Seal (who had been disrespectful to him earlier that day in the Commmons) had arrived to see him:

"Tell the Lord Privy Seal that I am sealed to my Privy and can only deal with one shit at a time!"

[Roll Deep]

Nancy Astor spat: If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee!

Churchill retorted: If I were you husband, I'd drink it.

Cue 'drunk and ugly' snipe.

[KidKruger]

"Could you move down the train please ?" - commuter trying to get on 0751 to London Bridge, 22/01/10

[TillieTrotter]

"I can resist everything but temptation" Oscar Wilde

[felt-tip]

there is no path to happiness. happiness is the path.

old man buddha

[bob]

Man who has sex on the grass Has peace on earth.

Bob S

[Santerme]

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

Jack Nicholson

[flapjackdavey]

" let me ask you this ...... shudup ! " Chief Wiggum :))

[flapjackdavey]

" you don't fool me that could be anybody's ass !" Mayor Quimby

[batgirl]

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. ~Robert Gallagher

[brum]

Wear life like a loose blanket.

Anon.

[Acid Casual]

"I don't need to be a doctor to know when I've got the sh!ts"

My uncle in response to someone stating the bleeding obvious.

[saintsabrina]

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

-Oscar Wilde

This is definately my favourite, but others include:

"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."

-Martin Luther King Jr.

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."

-Frierich Nietzsche- http://www.postalgold.info/

[woofmarkthedog]

"This time next year Rodder's , we'll be Miwwionaires"

Del boy Trotter

[Ms_Lilith]

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best." ? Marilyn Monroe

[KidKruger]

"This is our habit" when I asked a chap in provincial North India mountain area why he was picking on the untouchable (dalit) chap.