Favourite quotes

[Tarot]

Never borrow,never lend,If you want to keep a friend.-Old London.

[aquarius moon]

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning, and that's the best they're going to feel all day" by Dean Martin.

"If you love animals..........Why eat them?" by me.

[jumpinjackflash]

aquarius moon Wrote:

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> >

> "If you love animals..........Why eat them?" by

> me.

Cos they taste better than beans and tofu

[VeryBerryCherry]

I heard this one today:

"Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember, amateura built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic"

[squirrel23]

Don't judge me, get to know me....

[Jah Lush]

"Youth is wasted on the young." Oscar Wilde.

[Tarot]

nothing gambled nothing lost.

[Jah Lush]

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know." - Groucho Marx

[flapjackdavey]

If your breasts are too big you will fall over, unless you wear a rucksack - ivor cutler

[Emerson Crane]

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family - Jerry Seinfeld

[Kingy]

'Shove it up your arse' - Rosie H

[wee quinnie]

Ms_Lilith Wrote:

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> "I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I

> make mistakes, I am out of control and at times

> hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my

> worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at

> my best." ? Marilyn Monroe

I have recently become aware of this quote - as it seems to pop up a fair bit on Facebook, but I think I must be missing something fundamental here,because I don't get this one at all. To me it raises the question - but to what EXTENT are you a pain in the ar*e? And for what proportion of the time? And what is this concept of people "deserving" me?!

Goodness moi.

[Emerson Crane]

All that is gold does not glitter; not all those that wander are lost - J.R.R. Tolkien

[Ridgley]

Mum would always say - Noh badda hang de basket if you can?t reach it meaning don't over do it just do the best you can

[Jah Lush]

"If you ain't gonna shit get off the pot - Bo Diddley.

[Kingy]

Shave and a haircut ...two bits...... - Street Barber to Bo Diddley (and thus began a great riff)

[camberwell70]

'I told you I was ill' - Spike Milligan, on his gravestone.

[Annette Curtain]

"Ding dong....Avon calling"

( more of a strap line really, but oh, it's still good )

:)

A.C

[Tarot]

Never judge a book by its cover.-anon

[jumpinjackflash]

"It's had 14 new heads and 17 new handles, but it's the same broom"...Trigger from Only Fools & Horses

[Jah Lush]

Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition? Perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration ? that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."

Bill Hicks.

[redinjun]

"Later in the show" - the geezer off the property auction programme on bbc 1 in the mornings

[pk]

Jah Lush Wrote:

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> Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on

> the news?

like this:

not new i accept but always worth an airing

[SimonM]

"The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet "

Damon Runyon

[Emerson Crane]

camberwell70 Wrote:

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> 'I told you I was ill' - Spike Milligan, on his

> gravestone.

Isn't it actually written in gaelic though?