Valentines Day When You're Single

[giggirl]

So what to do this Sunday then? Because I'm single and when you're single on Valentines Day it feels like every other person in the whole wide world is madly in love. Sensible suggestions welcome. Otherwise I might open a vein.

[Roll Deep]

Not to worry missy, help is at hand. Simply go to your nearest hobby shop and treat yourself to a remote controlled helicopter. You'll face hours of confusion trying to get the thing airbourne, but after you've mastered the controls you'll be hooked. You'll be instantly distracted from any lack of emotional affection you currently crave. You'll also be the object of excessive male attention because you'll be that cool chick all the boys are scoping out whose got her own remote controlled helicopter.

Or.....

Go and get yourself a ridiculously complicated Airfix kit. It'll take all day and you can vent any pent up sexual frustration by smashing it against a brick wall when you get bored of it. You can also sniff the Airfix glue like what woofmarkthedog does before he comes on the forum.

[*Bob*]

Sitting in a restaurant where the tables have been pushed close together. Paying over the odds for the privilege of pretending to moon over one another sickeningly for two hours.. and then going home for a bout of half-hearted intercourse.

You're not missing much.

[Michael Palaeologus]

Half hearted intercourse on a full stomach when you could be watching the rugby.

[Roll Deep]

Looks like I'll be having a tearful w_nk, followed by a pot noddle.

[giggirl]

*Bob* - I haven't actually heard the word "intercourse" used since Sister Kevin gave us those classes in senior year.

It doesn't sound very passionate. I feel much better now. That's probably very mean-spirited of me but thank you for that.

[giggirl]

Michael P - you too - what's with the "intercourse" thing. Where is the romance?

[emc]

Giggirl, am with you....even though I know it's a load of old bollocks it still bothers me for some reason.

[Roll Deep]

"and then going home for a bout of half-hearted intercourse."

Do you wear your socks in bed, *Bob*?

[????]

i don't see the problem with half hearted intercourse and watching the rugby at the same time

[*Bob*]

Roll Deep Wrote:

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> Do you wear your socks in bed, *Bob*?

Yes. Verucca ones.

[Roll Deep]

"i don't see the problem with half hearted intercourse and watching the rugby at the same time"

Quids: "Can I go for a conversion?"

Missus: "No, you're not putting it up there again!!"

[Brendan]

iT*s probb ly simplsle than half HEARTED INtecourse and posting on the FORUMM)?*()?$ at the s??ame time.

[????]

Very good :))

[david_carnell]

A last minute Wilkinson drop-goal does strange things to a man's libido.

My advice would be to find some of your, ahem, bitches as I believe you refer to them, that are also single and go and get trolleyed at a nice cocktail bar in town before putting the world to rights.

[Roll Deep]

Some wise 18 to 30 wisdom there, David.

[david_carnell]

You're looking for sophistication on Valentine's Day?!

[Roll Deep]

Perish the thought.

[Jah Lush]

A gorgeous girl like you GG, all alone on Valentines Day? Shocking. Absolutely shocking. I've quite often found myself alone on Valentines Day and really it's no big deal. Get home, skin up, open a decent bottle of wine, put on some music and and let the tears flow. They're better out than in. And after that you can smile and laugh to yourself while you think of those poor souls being ripped off for cards, flowers, chocolate, champagne and meals out with someone they feel they are lumbered with and would secretly prefer to be as free you.

[Roll Deep]

Jah, it's a date!!

[londonloves]

Valentine was a Roman priest killed for marrying people when the emporer had outlawed it-see where love gets you! Prior to that 14th Feb has always been a pagan fertilty festival so you could always head to a sperm bank to celebrate-you don't technically need another person.....or you could do what i'm doing and spend it with your best mate-while my other half sits at home watching tv

[daizie]

In a bi-sexual way londonloves ?

[Jah Lush]

Roll Deep Wrote:

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> Jah, it's a date!!

I didn't know you cared.

[ruffers]

Sister Kevin?

[giggirl]

Sister Kevin - yes - nuns take their names from saints and there is a Saint Kevin. He's very big around Glendalough but otherwise keeps a low profile.

Guys I'm depressed - where is the romance?