flapjackdavey Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 what are yours folks ? any favourite one-liners ? here's one to get us all into the swing of things , come along now , don't shilly-shally ."If I had all the money I'd spent on drink , I'd spend it on drink ! " - Viv Stanshall ( RIP ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 "Woof Woof". Spotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narnia Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Splishidy splash,why is water always so wet? - Noddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muley Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 "ARSE" Father Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveT Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 I'll go to the foot of our stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL9000 Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 "Oh, shit! This baby-san looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch." - Eightball, Full Metal Jacket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flapjackdavey Posted January 23, 2010 Author Share Posted January 23, 2010 " listen you might learn sumfing ! " - Alf Garnett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santerme Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 He who lives by the sword, gets shot by someone who doesn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jah Lush Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."Groucho Marx. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RosieH Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "Know thyself?" If I knew myself, I'd run away. Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
???? Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 What's the point in not drinking if this is as good as you're going to feel all day - Sinatra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santerme Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Jihad is too hard! I don't want to do Jihad anymore!Unknown Taleban, Upper Sangin Valley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matthew123 Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "My family are all in the marines and a commander never leaves his troops." Martin Jol, ex-Spurs boss, after coming back from 4-1 down to draw 4-4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhinestone Cowboy Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 You can lose lots of money chasing women, but you will NEVER lose women chasing money. .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santerme Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "I firmly believe that we should not march into Baghdad. To occupy Iraq would instantly shatter our coalition, turning the whole Arab world against us and make a broken tyrant into a latter-day Arab hero. Assigning young soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerrilla war." George Bush Snr, A World Transformed, 1998 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhinestone Cowboy Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 The game of life is not much in holding a good hand, as in playing a poor hand well.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santerme Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Which reminded me"Sex is like playing Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Happy wife, happy life.Anon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legalbeagle Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 A father is best defined as: "a man with a photograph in his wallet where his money used to be".Also Anon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KidKruger Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "A gentleman always uses the correct terminology" Confucius"If my thought-dreams could be seen they'd probably put my head in a guillotine" Bob Dylan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SimonM Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "It's all this cold-hearted focking that is death and idiocy" - D.H. lawrence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianr Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 "It's an ill worm that has no turning." - Vanessa & Virginia Stephen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santerme Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 It has served us well, this myth of Christ. Pope Leo X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roll Deep Posted January 24, 2010 Share Posted January 24, 2010 Your account is ?XXXX in creditBarclays cashpoint, Lordship lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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