A man and a lady who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, 'Madam, I'm very sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?, I'm awfully cold.' The lady replied, 'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married.' 'Wow! That's a great idea! 'He exclaimed! 'Good,' she replied... 'Get your own f**king blanket.' After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.