Keef

stumpyjack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry but unlike you this is my first time > sampling the sad lonely world of the East Dulwich > Forum. > > Been busy with life. Take it your not busy anymoe then? Did you get dumped by your bottle blond once she saw that you Porche got fcuked up?

Well then that changes things, but in this case the way I was reading it, the person was just being arkward.

No, you're probably right.

Wicked idea, good luck with it! Liking the thought of records Jeremy... You'll probably be great business for Nero too ;-)

Jingles Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > 1: a wide boy/geezer type. > 2: failed public school boy > 3: rather tarty female chavvy type I agree with most of what you've said Jingles, but I have to say I know lawyers who would fit in to all of those categories! I also know plenty of lawyers who are in it completely for the money, and have no more scruples than your average estate agent about taking as much money from a client as they possibly can. I also know lawyers who really want to do good and make a difference... They are the ones who earn ?30k or less.

Spiders give me the creep I must admit. I never kill them though, but the way they move so quickly is horrid!

I might be up for the quiz, not sure yet... It just dawned on me that in a strange way that is my closest pub, in that I cross my road and I'm at the station. Go one stop, cross a road and I'm at that pub! Minimal effort, I like!

Having read Kai's posts, I think evict might be a bad choice of word. The plenty of notice, and going overseas bit suggests that possibly it wasn't an eviction due to any fallings out... I could of course be wrong. As for the original subject, I am actually with the landlord on this one, the person should get their bloody stuff out of a place where they no longer live. I say that as someone who rents by the way.

Maybe I'll do a punked up version for you one day ;-)

Who cares who they support if the beer is cheap? LadyG, I'm not sure about that, I think my nan was a member of a Tory club down in Devon (because her friend worked there and the beer was ale was cheap, not because she was a tory).

Is there going to be a one off tournament as well? League is a good idea, but not sure I could commit to it every Sunday...

LOL... Reminded me of this. One evening a guy working in a small restraunt in a small seaside village serves an elderly couple he doesn't recognise. As he serves them they tell him that they ate in the very same restraunt 60 years before when they visited the area for their honeymoon. Leter on as the elderly gentleman is settling the bill (his wife having nipped to the loo) he tells the waiter "I'll tell you what sonny, this isn't the only thing we're going to re-live tonight... 60 years ago after we'd eaten here, we felt frisky, and I made love to my new wife against the fence down by the beach". Trying not to laugh the waiter wishes the gentleman luck and says farewell. As the couple leave, the waiter decides to follow them, as he just can't believe this couple in their 80s will be able to have sex at all, let alone against a fence in the open air. So he heads for the beach, and when he gets there he sees the couple against the fence going like the clappers for a good 5 minutes before they both fall to the ground. A couple of minutes later the couple pick themselves up and start to move off. The waiter has to know their secret and runs up behind them. "Wait" he calls "How the hell did you manage to have sex like that at your age?" "Son" says the old man "60 years ago that wasn't an electric fence!"

Er, fair point, hadn't read the rest... Can I throw a plectrum in instead?

Think I made my feelings on The Verve clear on this thread.

jonsuissy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "Posted by: Keef Yesterday, 02:18PM > you need to be really pi$$ed off with the flash > git who owns it." > > Posted by: Maurice Yesterday, 04:49PM > "Poor thieves and vandals. I blame the car > owners." > > My God I didn't know this forum had such vicious > and unthinking contributors. The "Flash git" > happens to be a nice quiet unassuming guy who > seems to believe in all the right things. Why > should he be to blame? > > Of course Keef & Maurice could be the proud > possessors of a very dry sense of irony and if > this is the case then I most humbly apologies. > > If not, then shame on you two. WOW, I hadn't seen this thread for days, and had no idea it had gone on like this. Okay, I said "That was my first thought too. Kids might key a car a bit, but too properly damage it you need to be really pi$$ed off with the flash git who owns it." Now in writing that, I had no idea if the car was owned by a straight man, an 80 year old pensioner, a gay woman, or what... I was merely joining in with the scorned lover scenario, and had images of expensive suits being cut up, and yes I was being stereotypical in a light hearted way. I am sorry if I upset your sensitivities, but I wouldn't call myself a "vicious and unthinking" kind of guy. I'm not envious of anyone who owns a Porche, because I don't drive and have no wish to... I guess I might be envious of someone who could afford a Porche, but I'm sure I could find better things to spend that money on. I do however play the guitar, and I openly admit that I love people looking at my Gibson Les Paul, big Marshall amp and stupid pedal that does everything if you know how it works (which I don't) with envy, and proudly admit to being a flash git in that sense.

God you do know that episode well! Who ordered the London philamonic orchestra, Cyprus Hill I'm looking at you!

Well she didn't get it from her dad, she said he's an Arsenal fan! Must be her good old unc :)-D

Yes she does have a mouth like a sewer. I got her album for Mrs Keef, and I really really like her voice, until she insists on cockney-ing it up, then I just want to slap her! Surely her normal accent is London enough! Talented girl though.

Grrrr booking fees. I always hate it when I get tickets for friends, and ask them for the say ?33, and they think I'm taking the p!ss cos the ticket says ?28. Daylight robbery!

Jah, Deborah is absolutely hilarious, she left a couple of the big loud Chelsea fans sitting there speechless! Top girl, and a genius for telling her new husband she'd divorce him if his team end up in the championship next season ;-)

Okay okay.. I still like him though... The goal celebration he did with Ruddock (whilst both playing for West Ham) taking off the DiCanio / Paul Alcock thing was reason enough!

As it was, myself, Jah and his lovely Liverpool mad niece watched the worst Liverpool performance I've seen in a long time. Stevie G was not himself, and why did Babel not play? Have to say I think Rafa got it wrong this time.

Scrap that, I shall be in the CPT!!! Hurrah! :)-D Come on Anna, you know you want to!!!

I've been practicing my wistful look, glad it paid off.

I won't be heading to the CPT I'm afraid... Will most likely watch it in a Sydenham bozer, but need a quietish night, as tday was a bit of a struggle. Shame, as I do feel like watching it down there, but can't be doing with the bus there and back again after. Anyway, come on the pool!