Keef
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Similar thread has been done. I think I suggested a smoking/gambling/cheesy disco/lap dancing/opium den, and I'm sticking with that! >:D
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Annasfield Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hey! I only asked if I could work behind the bar > :-S And I only asked if you have a low cut top.... If you say yes then we say yes :)-D Think Topless Tuesdays may be a step too far, would give some of the older regulars a heart attack!
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I was in a mini bus somewhere between Portsmouth and Hindhead where I was doing my training. Heard on the radio a mixed up report about 2 planes crashing in NY, and remember the DJ saying "this must be some sort of joke". Got back and turned telly on just as the second tower came down. Absolute madness!
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Do you have a low cut top? ;-)
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Nout wrong with getting p!ssed up for your birthday, and you may aswell do it with friends, or you'll just feel miserable ;-)
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Didn't RG manage bands at some stage? I'm sure he managed Suede at some stage.
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Can pub signs still drink? I could actually do it in shifts with Fear n' Boozin....
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It makes some money... my whole wage for example... :-S
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*Aims at fleeing Madworld and pulls trigger, only for a little flag that says "BANG" to pop out of the rifle end* *Raises glass to forum chums and bids them a fond farewell before leaving for his stag weekend* I hope to see you all again, pray for me.
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I have to admit that I thought Bernard Manning could be very funny. I hated all his racist sh!t, but Stphen Fry himself said he'd never met anyone who could deliver a joke better and with such great timing.
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As Piers says, there was an interested party who was looking at putting a kitchen in. However, I very much doubt that it would be knocked through, as it's actually listed (the bar, or the glass bit between the bars, not quite sure), so don't think they could just smash their way through. I hope that doesn't happen, a bit of food would be okay, but I love the place because it's still a pub, and I hope any changes made don't make it lose that.
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He's a c**t. That's all I have to say about the bloke right now. Hope someone smacks him full in the face one day, and that his glasses break in his eyes. Maybe that's a bit harsh, and I probably don't really want that to happen (the glasses bit), but I wouldn't lose any sleep if it did! Also, welcome Big B. I recommend the CPT :)-D
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Talk to me Goose!
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I'm wit Brendan on Littlest Hobo. That said, someone mentioned The Sopranos, and that is a tune! By and English band I might add.
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The "old side" of the CPT does need a face lift, but it's nice, especially when the fire is on in winter! The "new side" is nice. Problem is the owner is never there and doesn't want to put the money in to fix things up, it took them ages to convince her to reupholster the seats! However, the staff in there are the best, and they make it a nice warm place to be. Sometimes it's the people you're with, not where you are.
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*Thinks to self "it's a shame that some people have to lower everything to their own base level* *Takes rifle and goes out on the patio to do some fox hunter hunting... This should even up the playing field you scum* *Offers DM a shot*
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I liked The Office, but then I realised that in the other programme (extra?) and in every interview I've seen or heard with Ricky Gervais he's exactly the same. I think he actually is a complete tw@t, it's not just a character. Fair play to him though, he's worked out how to market himself pretty well. Anyway, the Administrator will tell us to take this conversation to the lounge...
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Plus, if we were led by chavs, the army would be buggered. imagine trying to move undetected through jungle or desert terrain, and the sun catches on your bling gold chain and announces your presence like a beacon! Just wouldn't work ;-)
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*Offers DM a helping hand, whilst feeling rather sheepish about attempted gift* *Explains "the harpsichord makes such a harsh sound, and is all rather baroque, surely you're more of a classical girl?"* *Kisses gloved hand, and ofers a glass of the finest vintage*
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I love rugby (although I hate rugger buggers in the pub!!!!) Kiwis for me. England will get to the quarters or semis at a very big ush, but that's it. If Wilkinson does get fit to play a game, he'll be targetted by the opposition and taken out of the game! Great player, but never known anyone in any sport to have that sort of injury list. His best moment has past I'm afraid (please let him prove me wrong!).
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mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "poster boy" baddam-tish ;) > > I'm honestly trying to cut down, just not very > good at it. > Actually I believe keef is still numero uno. Only ahead of you bu 40 odd!!! Considering the fact he joined later than us, I think Sean is the most prolific! ;-)
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When is a pharmacy not a pharmacy? (Sainsbury's)
Keef replied to David Mc's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
David Mc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Keef - I'm not TRYING to quit - I HAVE quit!!! > Champix and the group up at Windsor Walk have been > (and are) enormously helpful. I'd recommend > it/them to anyone wanting to quit. Er, what did I say? :-S Well done you, I should quit, I know I should, but still enjoy it too much. -
*Sneaks in and torches DM's harpsichord, replacing it with a small piano-forte, the likes of which was played by Marianne in "Sense & Sensibility" (much more pleasing sound)* *Stars to practice at the Billiards table*
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I just want to know how anyone can claim to be skilled at Hungry Hippos... Surely you press the lever as quick as possible, and hope that the balls happen to have roled in the direction of your hippo :-S
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Featured a stag who was such a great guy ;-)