Keef

Have been reading this thread, but didn't post earlier as I really couldn't think of anything to suggest! However, now it's "over" (whatever the hell "it" was), I wouldn't leave it there, I'd want an apology! COMPLAIN MAN, COMPLAIN!!!!!

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I genuinely think that would be a popular solution with users, and it would mean an end to this bloody arguement! ;-)

What, prey tell, is a wimple? :-S

*Whispers to Bagpuss "I got a voice message from him this morning, sent about 1am.... Couldn't really understand a word he said* *Thinks to self "thank God I didn't go out last night, there's plenty of time for all that*

*Walks in with spring in step, thinking "this weekend is going to be cool* *Looks around quiet room, and wonders if it has lost it's appeal* *Walks over to gym corner and starts thorough workout so as to prepare body for abuse it's going to suffer over the next few days* *After 2 minutes, decides it's best to prepare body in a different way...... Walks to bar and poors pint of Grolsch* :)-D

Or what about the blokes that feel a bit self conscious about getting their kits off in front of women? Not that I'm one you understand, I'm a stud :-S

*Notices lazyboy running for freedom, and thinks Hmm not so bloody lazy now are ya, huh?* *Shrugs, gives Dulwichmum big hug, clinks pint glass with her stylish flute, swigs deeply... hic*

*Suspects that what with fish finger sandwiches and carrot cake, lazyboy must be straining to take extra weight put on since quiet room opened* *Nips outside and swims 50 lengths of pool even though it's meant to be women only at the moment* *sniggers to self* *Relaxes in hammock*

Monica, Mrs Keef has been veggie for years, but she loves her Sunday 'roast'. You're not alone ;-)

Schools open to other groups outside of school time, they don't say that the boys can't come to school one day as they're having a girls only session... Unless of course parents choose to send kids to single sex schools, in which case it's not in issue! This thread has just turned in to a pathetic battle of the sexes, there's no need for it.

That Elderly daycentres thing is a bloody stupid arguement, as daycentres for the elderly are purpose built for that very reason, they're not public day centres that take membership fees from non elderly people! For the record, Forest Hill has women only sessions too, Mrs Keef avoids them like the plague as it gets so busy!

She's had a tough old time, and beeen a very very loyal wife (and reaped the rewards), but she does like to tell the whole story again and again doesn't she?!?! :-S

What did Shazza have to say for herself then???

*Enters room and waves to Dulwichmum* *Walks over to Lazyboy, and eyes widen at sight of Crank's recipe carrot cake!!!! Considers eating both pieces, but fears wrath of Mrs Keef, so decides it best to share :( * *Sits down and enjoys cake and a hot chocolate whilst telling DM (very quietly) that Crystal won't be around for a while, as the long weekend for easter obviously wasn't enough for him, so he worked yesterday, and is now of till Friday next week giving him a 10 day weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* *Agrees with DM's incredulous look... Decides it best not to mention 7 day weekend booked off from own job.....* ;-)

*Throws large bone full of marrow to BatDog as peace offering* *Winks at Dulwichmum ;-) *

Why of course, although he's not a Jack Russel...

No Keef shall play Keef, and do many scenes involving product placement of said beverages! ;-) DM I too was confused, the puppy can wear whatever you like...

*Thinks "Mockney must have a very high sugar tolerance to be able to stomach a Singapore Sling!!!!"* *Feels slightly jealous, so pours fine whiskey*

*Does the Mary Poppins finger click, and order is restored* *Sighs and muses that power in the wrong hands is a dangerous thing* *Gets Cream Soda from soda-stream and sits on lazyboy*

Crystal, are you American? :-S Sorry DM, Baby blue is not a colour that should be associated with any character given such a great name! ;-) We'll have to have a sit down and go through this script a bit I think.....

Be sure to log-off first ;-)

*Thinks to self "DEAR GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!*

*Nods greedily at Mockney* *Feels glad that Uni has a nice friend now, as opposed to that annoying brat Bobby the Barbarian!* *Wishes for a "power bow" like Hank's >:D< * *Opens Patio door again to more tranquil scene* http://s45.photobucket.com/albums/f60/Toker69/th_Unicorns.jpg (have changed it to a smaller image - The Administrator)

*Strolls in feeling not too bad for a Monday morning* *Opens patio doors, and thinks "I KNEW I SHOULD'VE AVOIDED THE DUNGEONS & DRAGONS RIDE!!!* http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Dndc-tiamat.jpg *Slams door* *Picks up book on St George and looks for dragon slaying tips*